Elisabeth hasselbeck

The crazy reality ex survivor who believes life starts at the time of penetration, and that there were weapons of mass destruction even after President Bush stated they didn't find any. Elisabeth hasselbeck the ABC blond bimbo for the republicant's went on tour with Sarah Palin when she was running for vice president and instead of making it about politics, made it about fashion.

Elisabeth hasselbeck the crazy bimbo who never voted prior to her job on the view now thinks she knows everything there is to know about politics, oh yeah because she watches fox news!!!!! Innit.

by auntie lizzie April 11, 2010

Elisabeth Hasselbeck

A co-host of "The View". Often known for being a republican and getting in fights with Rosie O'Donnell.

Monica: "Elisabeth Hasselbeck is pretty, but sometimes annoying."

Kelly: "Yea, I kinda feel sorry for her."

by IHWG September 28, 2008

hasselbeck

Any act of masculinity that is just below a Arnold.

There is no way you can do 500 chicks at the same time, be a hasselbeck and only do like 300.

by Gus June 2, 2004

hagenbeck

Show happiness and personal wealth in order to mock jealous and envious people.

He thinks he is morally superior, so I hagenbeck him with my new car.

by Samuel333 March 15, 2021