A school located in the Rossendale Valley. It is popular for its high exam results and its Sixth Form. The Rules of the Sixth Form are utter bullshit and protests are being organised.
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A high school in Michigan in the Lower Peninsula. Not too much happens there, but thats just what THEY want you to think!
Haslett High School is secretly a nuclear missile silo with each warhead pointing at gumpy Canada. Invasion from those dirty Canucks is no secret, so why not make a high school into a missile silo? Thanks to specialized military training, every student of Haslett High School is a covert military ninja of death. The next time you visit dreary Haslett, be sure to ask about their nuclear program and someone will be more than happy to tell you about it.
Deep within the school is not only the home of three thousand nukes, but several hundred fighter jets and helicopters. Those weapons may seem conventional and sissy but Haslett is secretly the testing ground of future American weapons. For instance, the flaming shark surfboard and a 20 foot long "rectal bulb syringe" capable of giving a Canadian an enema a mile away are a few among the many deadly weapons within Haslett's arsenal.
Sure Haslett High School might have sucky sports teams and mediocre ACT scores, but when it comes to covert military operations, Haslett is NUMBER ONE!
Haslett High School is secretly a nuclear missile silo with each warhead pointing at gumpy Canada. Invasion from those dirty Canucks is no secret, so why not make a high school into a missile silo? Thanks to specialized military training, every student of Haslett High School is a covert military ninja of death. The next time you visit dreary Haslett, be sure to ask about their nuclear program and someone will be more than happy to tell you about it.
Deep within the school is not only the home of three thousand nukes, but several hundred fighter jets and helicopters. Those weapons may seem conventional and sissy but Haslett is secretly the testing ground of future American weapons. For instance, the flaming shark surfboard and a 20 foot long "rectal bulb syringe" capable of giving a Canadian an enema a mile away are a few among the many deadly weapons within Haslett's arsenal.
Sure Haslett High School might have sucky sports teams and mediocre ACT scores, but when it comes to covert military operations, Haslett is NUMBER ONE!
Cheney: Maple syrup bombs are everywhere! They're gonna hit in 5 minutes!
Passing school children: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! OUR PARENTS ARE GONNA DIE!!!
Bush: Damn, its the Canadians! Protect America from those syrupy terrorists! Launch those missiles Haslett!
*Total ownage of Canucks*
America: Hooray for Haslett High School!
*ticker tape parade, new Haslett postage stamps, and more awtzum stuff fo' Haslett happen*
Note for readers: Please don't be offended, I mean c'mon... it's just Canada! Sheesh, anyway Justin is awesome.
Passing school children: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! OUR PARENTS ARE GONNA DIE!!!
Bush: Damn, its the Canadians! Protect America from those syrupy terrorists! Launch those missiles Haslett!
*Total ownage of Canucks*
America: Hooray for Haslett High School!
*ticker tape parade, new Haslett postage stamps, and more awtzum stuff fo' Haslett happen*
Note for readers: Please don't be offended, I mean c'mon... it's just Canada! Sheesh, anyway Justin is awesome.
by My Name Be Walter March 7, 2008
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by DamianaSola February 11, 2014
Get the The Haslam Shake mug.Shortened term for the village Haslington. Normally used by the chav variety, and the 'Cider Squad'.
by repugh18 June 16, 2008
Get the haslo mug.She is a very outgoing person. Falls in love and will care for that person. She loves all her friends. She cares for all her friends and will do anything to make them smile. She is a beautiful, fine, and hot girl. You can never find someone like her ever. She loves food and is addicted to food. She can sometimes fall in love easily and hold on to that person for a while. If u met a girl named Haslly I tend to tell u to become friends with her. She will change your life forever. She is so funny and talented. She is loyal to every one. She loves all of her friends and people that surround her. But let me give u some advice because friends with her because she is talented and amazing.
Person 1: u saw that one girl last night
Person 2: ohh Haslly yeah shes my friend
Person 1: I wanna make her mine she is beautiful and funny!
Person 2: ohh Haslly yeah shes my friend
Person 1: I wanna make her mine she is beautiful and funny!
by Whts good September 29, 2018
Get the Haslly mug.the act of rejecting anyone who rates 8 or lower on the 1-10 scale (8 or lower being referred to as "b-team"). Pulling a true Hasler means going home alone no matter how seductive the subject and no matter how long the dry spell.
For a guy, pulling a Hasler often causes his bros to question his manhood.
For a guy, pulling a Hasler often causes his bros to question his manhood.
Girl: Would you like to come over to my beach house tonight? It's meant to be an all girls pool party but for you I can make an exception
Guy: Nah, I'm tired. I think I will just call it an early night
Guy's bro #1: Did he just go Hasler on her?
Guy's bro #2: He must be either gay or taking playing hard to get to a whole new level!
Girl: Why must all good guys be gay?
Guy: Nah, I'm tired. I think I will just call it an early night
Guy's bro #1: Did he just go Hasler on her?
Guy's bro #2: He must be either gay or taking playing hard to get to a whole new level!
Girl: Why must all good guys be gay?
by Dr. Brovius Hawthorne January 12, 2014
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