Harpoon

To make love with an extremely overweight person(s) by entering her body.... just about anywhere you could find:
Dimples, rolls, clefts, jowls, over hang... well you get the idea.

Dude the whaler harpooned her in the shoulder.
I know... probably couldn't find her vagina.

by Mutumbo Boo (DADA) August 24, 2006

harpoon

For seamen the call of "Harpoon!" is a call of distress when a particularly dangerous sea monster is approaching their vessel. In modern culture this is used by young males to communicate their concern for an inebriated friend being attracted to a morbidly obese or outrageously unattractive female or transvestite.

Travis: "Yo Aaron check out that chick Rick is dancing with."
Aaron: "Oh shit! Harpoon! Harpoon!"

by NINJAAAAA April 24, 2009

harpooned

It means the exact same as pwn3d, but you add the har- for emphasis and ownage..

Wow, you just got beat up by a fat kid.. You got harpooned.

by Christ101 April 28, 2010

Harpoon

1. Weapon used for killing whales.

2. Alcoholic beverage made of Gatorade and Captain Morgan's Parrot Bay. The ultimate Drink.

1. Lets harpoon that whale!

2. Wann come to gatorbay and get some harpoons?

by Victor A May 23, 2005

harpoon

a syringe to shoot drugs

this things so dull its like stabbin my arm(neck?)w/ a harpoon

by junkie grrrrl January 13, 2010

Harpoon

What you man when there's a whale about.

Fred : "Thar she blows!"
Jeff : "MAN THE HARPOONS!"
Scabby first mate Flemmings: "Yarrr!"

by J!ps January 13, 2009

The Harpoon

A sexual act in which while fisting a girl you open your hand while it is inside of her so that she is unable to escape. Based on the manner in which a barbed harpoon will not exit once it punctures its target.

Frank: "Yo I just harpooned my feeble asian girlfriend last night, it was ridiculous!"
Alex: "Once you launch the harpoon, you can't get that shit out!"

by Rami Blackhole Triangle February 27, 2011