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Harpooning 

When a skinny man or man slight of stature engages in a relationship of sexual nature with an overweight to obese woman.
Damn, look at that skinny guy with that huge chick. He harpooning!
Harpooning by Fedarell April 28, 2022

Harpooning the White Whale

Fisting with an amputee's stump. See also The Caption Ahab.
He took the prosthetic of his stump and then began Harpooning the White Whale!

Harpooning the salty longshoreman 

"They are harpooning the salty longshoreman."

"I'd like to harpoon her salty longshoreman."

"I got drunk last night and think I harpooned the salty longshoreman."

Harpooning the whale 

When a woman masturbates or when a man fingers a woman
Woman 1: I was harpooning the whale as hard as I could last night
Woman 2: I know I heard u

Tactical Harpooning

The act of pretending a fat high school student who identifies as a gamer is a whale and proceeding to chuck harpoons at them. Seen as a sport by harpoon enthusiasts.
“Look, it’s Ryan!”
“He’s pretty fat, and he’s a gamer!”
You know what that means!”
*Takes out harpoons*
“Let’s play Tactical Harpooning!”
Tactical Harpooning by gamerman November 5, 2019

harpoontang 

(noun) whale-like female sexual prey; fat chicks
I am some kind of randy tonight. I don't care if I gotta plow Moby Dick, any harpoontang will do! Just don't call me Ishmael.
harpoontang by somegeyeinCLE October 12, 2010