Harpooning 

The act of penetrating a fish with male genitalia and or toys.

Ethan is harpooning his fish right now! That poor fish.

Harpooning by Toni SauceTac March 19, 2019

Harpooning 

When a skinny man or man slight of stature engages in a relationship of sexual nature with an overweight to obese woman.

Damn, look at that skinny guy with that huge chick. He harpooning!

Harpooning by Fedarell April 28, 2022

Harpooning the White Whale

Fisting with an amputee's stump. See also The Caption Ahab.

He took the prosthetic of his stump and then began Harpooning the White Whale!

Harpooning the White Whale by Moby_Dicktator November 23, 2010

Harpooning the salty longshoreman 

Anal sex, back door, butt sex

"They are harpooning the salty longshoreman."

"I'd like to harpoon her salty longshoreman."

"I got drunk last night and think I harpooned the salty longshoreman."

Harpooning the salty longshoreman by Clark Barkenstomp August 30, 2018

Harpooning the whale 

When a woman masturbates or when a man fingers a woman

Woman 1: I was harpooning the whale as hard as I could last night
Woman 2: I know I heard u

Harpooning the whale by ass in your face June 7, 2018

Tactical Harpooning

The act of pretending a fat high school student who identifies as a gamer is a whale and proceeding to chuck harpoons at them. Seen as a sport by harpoon enthusiasts.

“Look, it’s Ryan!”
“He’s pretty fat, and he’s a gamer!”
“You know what that means!”
*Takes out harpoons*
“Let’s play Tactical Harpooning!”

Tactical Harpooning by gamerman November 5, 2019

harpoontang 

(noun) whale-like female sexual prey; fat chicks

I am some kind of randy tonight. I don't care if I gotta plow Moby Dick, any harpoontang will do! Just don't call me Ishmael.

harpoontang by somegeyeinCLE October 12, 2010