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Harmless Flirting 

The act of flirting with the opposite gender without calling it "talking." Basically flirting that leads to nothing... No relationship and no connections.
He wanted to be talking but I didnt see a future with him, it was simply Harmless Flirting.
Harmless Flirting by musiclife August 18, 2013

Harmless Tomfoolery

Fooling around with someone e.g harmless tomfoolery
Harmless Tomfoolery by forrsyth February 18, 2009

harmless alt

Someone who's a degenerate that fucks his sister.
Person 1: I held hand with my sister
Person 2: You're a harmless alt
harmless alt by s3npaizuri May 16, 2020

harmless children 

Kids who like to sing on their karaoke devices when shitting on their little kid potties. Often referred to as midgety diaper devils or MDD. These evil beasts can strangle you while singing Taylor Swift on their karaoke machines. Karaoke is referred to KARA OKEEEEEEEEEEE in China while screaming it out in public where you can flash everyone with your tiny little pubic hairs with crabs and herpes.
Hobo: Hi, I'm the babysitter you hired.
Dumbass: hey can u take care of me harmless children? One's five and the other's 2
Hobo: Ok sure
*Next Day*
Hobo: Hey kids im ur babysitter
Kids: oh okay lemme sing some karaoke furst hehehe
Hobo: WAT TUH FOOOK HE DIDNT TELL ME THERE WAS A KARAOKE MACHINE!??!?!?!
Kids: yeah well deel wiff it. OH MAH GURRD ITS TAYLUR SWIFFFT!
Hobo: THES KIDS ARE DEMONS! Fuck this im raping them and then ill eat em. Eat then like literally i already ate them figuratively stop fucking wondering you dumbass.

loud but harmless 

Quite the opposite of the popular term 'Silent but Deadly.'

Loud but Harmless is a fart that is EXTREMELY loud, but will not do any damage to your nose.
Dan: Hey guys.

Jim: Hi, *farts loudly*

Andy: Oh man, take cover!

Dan: No, Andy it's okay! There's no smell! It's a Loud but Harmless!

Andy: Oh yeah! Awesome!
loud but harmless by EpicWinzorz December 27, 2008

mostly harmless 

The current (in some dimensions) passage in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, which relates to the planet Earth. (The one you are on now, unless otherwise).
"They updated the entry..."
"What to?"
"Mostly Harmless."
mostly harmless by KinGAleX March 27, 2005