Hardwood Floors

When a girl shaves her pubic area

"Hey, I was sitting next to Samaira in class. She let me put my hand down her pants, and she has hardwood floors!"

by anonymous198765 May 4, 2010

hard wood floor

What I've got going on down there

I've got a hrd wood floor in my pants.

by Tracey September 17, 2003

Hardwood Floors

Another term for the male penis (erect), particularly when contrasted with the term "carpet" or "tile floors"(referring to the female genitalia).

"I prefer hardwood floors to carpet!"(meaning the speaker prefers men instead of women)

by Angel-eek January 13, 2009

hard wood floors

a completely shaved pussy

Do the curtains match the carpet?
I have hard wood floors.

by Jims friend November 26, 2007