The most rizzy, most skibidi name in all of Ohio. Hanzala has all the Aura to match his level 20,000 Gyatt the size of the camera man himself. Hanzala has a 10 quintillion day mewing streak, and hasn't spoken once to maintain his ultra unspoken rizziness. Hanzala even defies Duolingo himself, when he misses out on his streak of learning brainrotaniese. Hanzala is the master of all things that people edge to, such as having the biggest most mew-full jawline known to all of the universe, and doesn't even breathe air! he breathes skibidi toilet helium.
by STRAKAMEHAMEHA January 29, 2025
Get the Hanzalamug. He is a nice, handsome, strong, and good-looking man; all the girls are after him because he looks so good and handsome. He has drip on another level he is so cool all the girl start twearking as soon as he comes he is the real deal.
by BIG BOADY BITCH September 8, 2025
Get the hanzalamug.