the handoff

A sexual act in which one ejaculates into his own hand and throws the product into the face of his partner.

"My girlfriend really likes sports. She took the Handoff like a champion."

by The Great One January 28, 2005

Warm Handoff

When you use the toilet so soon after someone else, that you get a comfortably warm seat.

It gets so cold in the winter here you look forward to that morning warm handoff.

by Beezlebuub May 19, 2017

handoff

When one farts and then proceeds to "hand it off" from the source of the smell to the smellee. The only way to explain such an act is to think of baseball where you "catch" it from behind you and deliver it to the nose of the unsuspecting victim. (This was one of the hazards while growing up a Marine brat!)

1. Joe gave a handoff to Pat.
2. Welcome to the "catch and release program" where we're always giving back!
3. After the Dutch oven, she retaliated with a handoff.

by T. Magyar (curtesy of J. Magyar - thanks for the gags Dad!!!) July 4, 2006

Handoff Child

A child whose parents are divorced or separated and share joint custody. Therefore the child his handed off back and forth between parents at a set frequency.

Little Gary was a handoff child growing up. He went to his mom’s house every other weekend after his parents got divorced.

by Silverslash January 18, 2019

italian lawn jockey handoff

the act of concealing a midget under your bed and then while having sex with your partner, you tag in the assistance of your midget wingman to help you fuck your girls brains out in a hot midget threesome

(midget talking to normal size friend)
Dude, I have wanted to fuck your girlfriend for awhile now, would it be to much to ask to do an italian lawn jockey handoff?

by sammythejuice October 24, 2011

Handoffable

The ability to think about someone whilst having a wank.

"Be-jayzus look at caroline, she is very handoffable"

by that-guys February 7, 2013

handoff

Hanging out with one girl and switching to another to avoid "approach anxiety".

Dude I was hanging with Claudia and it was going nowhere. Then, Katherine showed up! The perfect handoff.

by GSan2011 July 18, 2011