handtowel

Another word for "douchebag". Meaning used waste or worthy of being found in a trash bag.

Tony was such a handtowel in there. He tried to buy every girl a drink and ditched the tab.

by Joel (2) February 10, 2009

haretoise

The ultimate hybrid between a tortoise and a hare. This creature has the best of both worlds as it is quick but also slow-and-steady. It would be wise to put your money on this creature to win the race.

Mark: How is the haretoise fast and slow at the same time?

David: Don't question the haretoise Mark!

by Kuyt1 January 3, 2011

hanette

the best person in the world

i iove hanette

by 🌬 November 21, 2021

Handtobumtomouthella

Handtobumtomouthella:

Modern English from the root: hand, bum, mouth, Shigella, Rubella

The term ascribed to an undiagnosed or unidentifiable illness or disorder causing symptoms typically associated with those acquired through unconventional, regrettable, or depraved interactions of a sexual or uncommonly proximitous physical nature.

I don't feel so hot, I think that guy I took home Saturday night gave me the Handtobumtomouthella.

by thebigcityfreak October 23, 2023

hantoun job

to lick the pussy smiling with your tongue out going up and down with your eyes shut tight

i gave her a hantoun job yesterday she came all over my face

by BAL69696969 February 17, 2010

Hangtown

Hangtown is the most beautiful place on earth. Hidden in northern california it is a historiical town with hard working men and beatiful women. It is a small prodominately christian town with beautiful forrest and charm. halfway between South Lake Tahoe and San Francisco, a scenic drive to sacramento or Reno. Hangtown is a much needed bright red spot on the unfortunately mainly blue california portion of the map. Hangtown is the last remaining piece of the california portion of the old west. Cracker friendly. if you would like to move there please don't. they prefer originals but welcome tourists..then the tourists have to leave.

there are no examples you just gotta see it...then leave hangtown

by ricky g May 9, 2013

Haneous

The politically correct term for a large horse suffering profuse mental retardation. Generally associated with testicular elephantitus of the worst degree. Common symptoms may include large gaps between the teeth and overwhelming rolls of fat.

Black Beauty was a bit haneous if you ask me

by TheeGrinch November 24, 2011