by Shmick ticker February 21, 2023
by pdoghilton April 28, 2010
What every unemployed guy who owns a hammer, screw driver, wrench, some JB weld and refuses to get an actual job calls themselves. A master of no actual trade, however their basic understanding of playing with stolen tools has given them some over inflated sense of self worth as they try to scam the government for unemployment and disabilty checks they think are owed to them. Usually they live for free in their parents basement or crawl space.
"My door came off its hinges and the muffler to my car has a hole in it, what do I do?" "Call that handyman, Forest, who lives in that storage unit across town. I hears he has a hammer and different sized nails for the door and some JB weld and empty cans of Miller to fix the exhaust."
by S man Welder October 23, 2022
Girl speaks : I really had fun tonight, I think I am ready to take our relationship to the next level.
Man speaks: Hell yes, but I hope you have a couple shoe horns lying around because bitch, I am a handyman.
Man speaks: Hell yes, but I hope you have a couple shoe horns lying around because bitch, I am a handyman.
by Dick Furcoochie June 01, 2016
When a short Spanish-San Diegan roommate gets a handjob (old skool style) from a reputable female companion in the backseat of a 1996 Black BMW Sedan.
"Hey, whats up bro? How was your night with that reputable lady fellow of yours?"
"It went well, I ended up getting an old skool handy in the back of my car."
"Oh bro, you are the definition of a Handyman."
"It went well, I ended up getting an old skool handy in the back of my car."
"Oh bro, you are the definition of a Handyman."
by Ryan Perkins January 14, 2008
Him: Holy shit, Greg just gave both of those guys a hand job at the same time....
Me: yeah typical handyman
Me: yeah typical handyman
by TemenL December 20, 2017