Mississippi Meat Handled

When you are pounding a girls box from behind and she reaches her hand up her fart box to jerk your meat off.

Dude, I went to Chili's for lunch and ended up getting Mississippi Meat Handled by the hot hostess.

by rixter1971 April 27, 2012

crotch-handled

When a person wraps and cradles another with their legs, putting the other in between their legs and up against their crotch.

Josh crotch-handled me last night when we were cuddling.

by lil_swagger07 September 20, 2014

Man handled

When a man gets in the way of a women or moves her in another direction by using his man strength. Man handled

He man handled me Into the kitchen

by Frederickdotcom November 3, 2013

Kelsey Handled

To be slapped and the pimp slapped and then punched under you chin

Maaaaan I Kelsey Handled you last night!!!

by TGODAllDay May 30, 2011

mop handled

to be so drunk you cant stand up on your own, just like a mop handle won't stand up on it's own.

Marty has fell down three times tonight! He's mop handled!!

by Weazle December 13, 2008

pan handled

The act of getting a boner.

Damn! Those big ass titties got me pan handled!

by Big Dick McGee March 4, 2005

shit handled

taking a shit, and placing said turd under a cars door handle.....

john SHIT HANDLED sherly.

by shit handled August 14, 2012