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handie

A short form of the phease "hand job". A sexual practice, usually first practived in the pre- or early teen years, where a girl masterbates a guy with her hand. Handies often lead to harder forms of sex, such as blow jobs, which initially is just a handie where she puts her mouth over the top of the penis until he ejaculates into her mouth instead of into the air.
Bob's little sister Paula was teasing me so much that I finally told her to either stop it or she'd have to give me a handie to take care of the arousal she caused. Being curious about what a handie was, she let me teach her how to do it. She even took her top off so I could cum on her developing breasts. A month later, a handie led to me cumming in her mouth.
by BRD November 22, 2004
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handys

Marsha is really good ay giving handys.
by NIGGLET_MASTER_X March 10, 2008
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handy

1)European word for cell phone.
2)Also known as coochie war cry, the slapping of the hand furiously against the vagina to arouse the warriors.
3)hand job.
4)A short skirt with little or no undergarmentry, to allow ready access.
1)We were able to get three bars on the Handy when we took the u-bahn Unter dem Linden.
2)Vera asked me for a Handie before she went in to ask for a raise. She leaned her backend across the aisle and I was able to slap her waggle silly from the comfort of my own cubicle.
3)Before the big sales presentation, I asked Wendy for a handy, just to steady my nerves, but she would only give me a bronski and a hummer.
4)Sarah wore a handy into the office, and was ready for dictation with minimal fabric displacement.
by Pantaloon January 17, 2008
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handy

adjective describing someone who is skilled at using their hands.
I like everything she cooks. She is so handy.
by André Bretas June 8, 2005
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Handy

Safe alternative to oral sex. Eliminates the risk of herpes.
Weinberg: Yo did she bitch suck you off?
Weinshel: Nah son, she just gave me a handy and split.
by Steven Muntner *see RAT-MAN February 28, 2005
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handie

to give a guy great pleasure by rubbing up and down on his penis and whispering dirty words in his ear at the same time. girls,he'll love you for it.
oh sally, i've got a boner, could you please help me out and give me a handie.
by Sally March 3, 2003
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Handi

Someone who is so stupid you sometimes think they are handicapped.
"Suren, That helmet makes you look like a handi"
by Tam March 16, 2004
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