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Hand of God

Rescuing an incapacitated capsized kayaker by reaching underwater and rolling them upright. Called the Hand of God because you reach down from above and save them.
Did you see that rescue? He just reached down like the Hand of God and pulled her out of the water.
by Gabaruster December 14, 2006
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Hand of God

The Hand of God occurs when one ejaculates into their own hand and then immediately proceeds to open handedly slap a woman's vagina thus occurring in a pregnancy.
I gave her the Hand of God and now we're expecting our first child this December.
by Smillertime November 10, 2014
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Hand of god

A game of gentlemanly rivalry. The two men stand facing each other bare-chested. One at a time, each man delivers a single, open-handed blow to his opponents' abdominal area. Only one step is allowed to be taken by the deliverer, and the recipient of the blow may not evade the blow and must sustain it fully. At the end of this, each gentleman will have a reddened imprint of his opponent's hand emblazoned upon his abdominals- "the hand of god". Ten minutes (or some other predetermined time) are allowed to elapse, after which each man's chest is re-examined. A group of impartial peers will decide which man has more fully recovered and shows the lesser amount of redness and injury- this man is declared the winner. In the event that the peers are unable to come to a unanimous decision (extremely rare), the two gentlemen shall again strike one another in the manner explained above, and again be judged until a winner is declared.
While abdominal fat may cushion the blow in a game ofHand of god, it is far more susceptible to lasting tell-tale redness which can lead to a loss. Placing and timing of the blow is extremely important- proper placement can lead to the open fisted blow causing a gash that breaks the skin and draws blood- which will almost inevitably result in a win when compared to simple redness.
by Goron Saurg November 26, 2007
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Hand of God

When a person stands to their side, with their arm raised straight up, covering their shoulder sensor, making them unable to be hit, only whilst player LQ of course.
BTeamScrub: Marshal, he was just doing hand of god.
Marshal: He just hand of pwnd you!
by TEHQUESTOR December 9, 2008
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Hand of God

An ongoing game where you hold your hand near your ass and fart on it, and put your hand up to someone's mouth/nose. Very degrading.
"Ahahaha, you got your mom good with the Hand of God."
by EvanAndChris October 19, 2007
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Hand Of God

The hand of god is similiar in principle to the buttercup, but instead of catching your own fart with your hand and sharing it with a friend, you catch THEIR fart and give it to them. Jedi reflexes are needed to perform this feat.
Last night Richard almost got Tyler with the hand of god!
by mxdude629 October 18, 2009
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The Hand of God

When a man is sexually fisting a woman (ex. Shoving his whole fist in her vagina) he uses it to lift her off the ground
Woman 1: god I'm so sore
Woman 2: whys that?
Woman 1: well I was fucking Jeremy last night and used the hand of god up my vagina.
by Youtube defined August 5, 2017
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