hand job

The only suitable reparation when ice cream is purchased for someone. Perfect execution is achieved by using the terminal part of the human arm located below the forearm (used for grasping and holding and consisting of the wrist, palm, four fingers, and an opposable thumb) to masturbate said purchaser of ice cream in the front seat of one's Honda Civic. Only then can one truly be squared away.

Bitch! I bought you ice cream! No where the hell is my hand job?

by thespookyfog December 28, 2005

hand job

when a girl beats off a guy using her hands

Adam gets a hand job every weekend by one of his neighbors.

by taint November 16, 2004

hand job

A waste of time.

Oh come one, i can give myself a hand job... How about you suck my dick.

by The Philmeister August 1, 2008

hand job

masturbating a boy

i like to give timmy a hand job... says robbie

by vartansgal October 12, 2003

hand job

when some one else Masterbates you for you

'its impossible for an infantophile to get a hand job without straying well away from their tastes'

'why are you telling me this just before I walk down the aisle to get married granddad?'

ways to expose your glans disappointing 3rd date things to do with someone else's hand masseur Bob Dylan

by Natalie Blortman January 5, 2014

hand job

(n) a derogatory word that can be substituted for any other derogatory word.

synonyms: asshole, douchebag, faggot, tool, dumbass...etc.

-"hey, look at that dude trying to pick up the chick over there."

-"wow, what a hand job."

by Na + H20 -> H2 + NaOH February 4, 2010

hand-job

When a girl of if you are gay, a guy jerks you off my simply rubbing their hand all over your dick and you feel this really good feeling when it happens

WOW THAT WAS A NIIIIIICE HAND-JOB

by pseudonym ツ October 20, 2020