hammy

Noun. A hand job from a fat person.

I got drunk last night and took home a fat chick. We ate a pizza and then she gave me a hammy with her sausage fingers.

hand job fat chicks manual stimulation chubby fetish

by Axl Corn Rose September 10, 2012

hammy

An extraordinarily delicious hamburger, one that typically involves multiple ingredients that normally aren't associated with a standard hamburger, i.e pineapples, jalapeños, sour cream, bacon (gratuitous amounts), avocado, salsa, onion rings, bbq sauce, more beef than usual, multiple types of cheese, pepperoncinis, etc.
Refer to Sammy (delicious sandwich)

Hodad's makes the best hammy in San Diego...

by Dangerous Brian January 27, 2008

hammy

Highest complement known to man.

My god!! This is almost as good as hammy's!

She screamed "Hammy" in ecstacy!

by Hammy Santana February 26, 2003

hammy

1. A handjob
2. Word to describe breakfast meat.

1."Dude System of a Down totally rock, but I wouldn't give Serj a hammy!"
2."Breakfast was good today, but it was a little hammy"

by Guyy September 16, 2005

hammy

One who adores all things feline.

Did you know that crazy old lady up the street had 80 cats in her house? No one knew she was a hammy.

by Carden May 31, 2005

hammy

An ugly, unattractive, repulsive looking person

Dang! The passenger in that car next to us is definitely hammy.

by dodgerbluexiii March 18, 2015

hammy

hammy (or any variation of the word such as ham, hambone, hamsicle, ham on a stick, rotten ham, and so on) basically can be used when saying anything, but most used as in saying how badd or good something is. it is like slime but better. you can also use it when reffering to a friend. Brought to the world at Longwood High School by E Sanch lets gooo

random 1- yo u see that kids shoes
random 2- yea bro they madd hammy

yo wats good ham

by sancheesy September 21, 2010