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hangarrhea

The smelly outcome of a drinking binge. After a night out, the next morning you wake up and releive yourself, while buckets of smell poor out your anus almost making you suffocate. If you do dare to breathe it gives a slight beer after taste.
Jay: after puking my brains out i was struck with hangarrhea. Last night was fun but this morning almost made me regret it.

Justin: Dude your bathroom must have smelled great. So you were basically taking turns with the hole in your mouth and the hole in your bum?

Jay: yea it was fun.
by Justinnnnnnnnn April 3, 2008
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hammerhead cock

when a male has a dick the shape and size of a hammerhead shark
by slobonmynoblikecornonacob November 3, 2017
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Hammerhead

A person who is heavily intoxicated to the point that his/her eyes deviate away from their head (much like how a hammerhead shark is)
Dude, you were so hammerhead last night!
by HurricaneGordon November 19, 2009
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Hammerhead Shart

Of the nine known species of sharts, only three are known to be particularly dangerous to humans: the scalloped, great, and smooth hammerhead sharts. As of 2017, 17 attacks have been recorded, with only two fatalities. By far the worst shart of all sharts. There is no wiping up this mess.
Dude, did you see Trump on the golf course today? He laid a great hammerhead shart.

Nah, man, that's an alternative fart.
by firstinitiallname April 7, 2017
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hammerhead

(n.) One who is slow in grasping an idea or concept. One who talks the talk but cannot walk the coroporate walk. An albatross around the neck of any company, quite likely to scare away the customers. Hammerheads are often killed in road accidents.
Elitist sure is a hammerhead.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004
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hammerhead

Another word for penis you can say in public
Earl left his hammerhead mark in the vaseline
by V dux September 5, 2007
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hammerhead

A girl lays on a bed legs spread, vigorously double fisting her vagina, while a guy stands at the far corner of the room and he is bending over. He places his hands on his head thus imitating the dorsal fin of a shark. He charges forward toward his pray and plows that pussy into oblivion with his head creating the image of the elusive hammerhead shark.
Wow my vagina hurts. WHY? My boyfriend hammerheaded me several times yesterday.
by B2daALLZ September 2, 2006
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