haagen dazs

synonymous with life

haagen dazs? more like haagen dAWESOME!!!!!

by Dudley D July 27, 2008

Haagen Days

A special commemorative weekend that marks the existence of the one and only Haagen Dazs ice cream.

During the town’s annual Haagen Days celebration, my cousin was hospitalized for an acute brain freeze incident after ingesting about ten pints, back to back, in one of them there truly insane eat-all-you-can contests!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 29, 2019

Hamàred

A classy-ass way to say that you're super drunk, fucked up, wasted, shitfaced, or hammered. It is pronounced heh-mair-d (French pronunciation)

Dude1: holy shit it's only seven o'clock and you're already drunk

Dude2: nah man I'm just a bit Hamàred.

Dude1: oh ok that's cool then. And quite classy, I must say.

by Drewbie Wan Kanobie July 17, 2012

Going for Häagen-Dazs

Receiving felatio

Honey, what do you say to going for Häagen-Dazs?

by Haagen Dazs aficionado September 7, 2011

Harmagedon

Being unusually large, powerful or wonderful. On a grander scale than the modified word would otherwise imply.

Larger than EPIC.

This movie is EPIC, nay its HARMAGEDON

by Alileus May 16, 2011

paying homage to the porcelain goddess

The ritual of getting on one's knees and discharging the smelly contents of the stomach into the toilet.

I was paying much homage to the porcelain goddess this morning because I drank too much of the Beast.

by Booty Bandit November 20, 2002

HÄAGEN-DON'T

Not buying HÄAGEN-DAZS ice cream in Singapore because it's too expensive.

Yo that ice cream cake is balls expensive. HÄAGEN-DON'T that shit!

by iMac18078 January 22, 2009