Halen

Halen is a really hot girl who’s pretty thick. She is usually really nice and sees the best in everyone. She knows how to treat a guy right and doesn’t need loads of attention.

Guy 1: did you see Halen? Look at that ass

Guy 2: hey don’t objectify her! She’s really nice to me

Halen by Supsmdm June 21, 2020

Halen

Zenith haveing faggot that tops dick

Halen on too

Halen by Steamy_stinks August 10, 2022

Halen

A Halen is a synonym for a lil' bitch

Person A: Stop being such a Halen
Person B: Wow, I can't believe you just called me a lil' bitch

Halen by xwallflowersx October 25, 2022

Halen

Halen defines a person you can go to for anything. He has the best humor imaginable and can make you laugh without even trying. He can easily adapt to your needs and humor just like that. Halen can get offended easily, but he doesn't really feel that way in his heart.

Oh do you know Halen?
Oh that super funny guy! Yeah! He's great!

Halen by gwraveghoull November 27, 2023

Halen Stevenson 

No dad

Tyron has halen stevenson

Halen Stevenson by 🐍👈 October 26, 2020

Van Halen 

One of the greatest bands of all time. This band redefined the term of shredding and good fuckin' Rock and Roll. I love them in a very hedero way and Eddie Van Halens influence on todays guitar players such as me is extremely strong. Other bands such as POD, Sum 41 and Blink 182 should bow down to Van Halen because Van Halen is such a better band then those poor,low fuckin' excuses for a rock and roll band. Such rockin' songs by Van Halen were Runnin' With the Devil, Panama, Hot For Teacher, Ain't Talkin' Bout' Love, and the ultimite example of Eddies excellence of playing, is Eruption. Probably the greatest 1:32 seconds of any Van Halen fans life. That song is like orgasmic! Overall Van Halen is one of the best Rock and Roll bands of all time and will get their place in the Rock and Roll Hall Of Fame. Next year baby! They will get in!!

Person 1: Hey dude whats that awsome fuckin music??
Person 2: Its Van Halen dude!

Van Halen by guitarmaster8910 March 19, 2004

Eddie Van Halen

Edward Lodewijk "Eddie" Van Halen (born January 26, 1955), is an Dutch-American rock guitarist, keyboardist, songwriter and producer of Dutch descent, most famous as the lead guitarist and co-founder of the hard rock band Van Halen; an American hard rock band formed in in 1972. They enjoyed success from the release of their self titled debut album in 1978

Have you heard about that kid? That's Eddie Van Halen, He's fucking dangerous on that guitar!

Eddie Van Halen by myspace.com/johnlawson85 January 23, 2009