Halal

An acronym for Having A Laugh At Life. It can be used in replace of lol, haha, lmao, rofl etc. It is more fun to say and shout out loud than the "lol".

Joe- "Sammy, color inside the lines or you will have to lick a girl's pussy."

Sammy- "Who's?"

Steve- "Oh, you know."

Joe- "Krystal's."

Kevin- "HALAL"

by kebonggg July 08, 2010

halal

Used in place of allow, to express apathy or unwillingness. Comes from the similar pronunciation of the two words in a South-Eastern English accent.

1. "Homework? Halal."

2. "Want some bacon?"
"Halal that."

by ettolrahc March 19, 2007

Halal

Refers to the act of or the result of masturbation in males also known as jizz or spunk.
Furthermore it can be used as an expression of excitement about a joyous event accompanied by a facial demonstration of satisfaction.

1. "There is halal all over the bed sheets."

2. "Halal! That's amazing."

by halal master February 25, 2009

halal

something that is tasty

Person 1 - that food was really good!
Person 2 - yeah the food was bare halal

by mo2trappy March 18, 2021

Halal

Non-genuine, fake, false, bullshit

If it is not kosher then it must be halal.

by Aisha Bakr May 04, 2014

halal

something that is tasty

Person 1 - that food was really good!
Person 2 - yeah the food was bare halal

by mo2trappy March 18, 2021

halal

Death (because "halal" means just that in Hungarian)

Recently some members of the now-defunct heavy metal band Tragic Johnson have formed a new band named Halal. Why Halal? Because Halal means "death" in Hungarian.

by Anthony Brancato February 19, 2004