Dirty Hanson

When one man gives two other men handjobs.

Hanson gave Chase and Michael a Dirty Hanson behind the port-a-potties.

by Sgt. Butthole July 21, 2011

Hanson-fuck

Verb: To lie about a situation or event in order to increase one's social standing, or to extricate oneself from an undesirable situation.

Noun: One who lies for the reasons listed above.

Origins: Those who claim to have slept with a Hanson brother are clearly lying in a misguided attempt at impressing cohorts.

"They wanted to put me on the waiting list, but I totally Hanson-fucked myself a ticket!"

"I wish I could come out tonight, but I have to stay home and feed my cat." "You're such a Hanson-fucker."

by SkittlezLA84 July 13, 2009

hansoning

The act of posting a media item (such as a meme, video, or joke) in a group on social media where the same media item has already been posted repeatedly.

"Haha guys, check out this meme that's totally new to me!"

"Dude, quit hansoning. This is the seventh time that's been posted."

by sockpuppetvader September 26, 2017

hairon

street word for heroin,

pronounced in ethnic neiborhoods " hair-ron"

i got hooked on hairon

by schackdaddy April 23, 2006

hansonism

Hansonism:

The act of saying nonsensical and offensive sayings and then blanking out when asked to explain it, named after Australian politician Pauline Hanson and her infamous opening speech to Parliament in 1996.

My professor had a hansonism in AP Calculus today.

by FiatJustitia January 9, 2017

Zac Hanson

Member of the band Hanson. Best known for his long hair until he cut if off recently. Known to play a pretty mean set of drums.

"Hey look at that kid play the drums! He's a regular Zac Hanson!"

by Kristen H May 23, 2005

Taylor Hanson

hot singer keyboardist of the band Hanson.

The middle one in Hanson. Plays the piano.

by Christa January 16, 2005