Hair tie Blowjob 

When a woman gives a man head and wraps her hair around the base of his penis for additional friction.

Your hair is far too short for a hair tie blowjob!

Hair tie Blowjob by King Louie (likes hairtie BJs) June 5, 2011

hair tie story 

An inexplicably meaningless story told to others who aren't surprised due to the storyteller's routine telling of meaningless stories.

"Last night I asked for a hair tie... and I got one!"
"Not another hair tie story!"

hair tie story by MissyKelliot November 29, 2017

national shoot a hair tie day 

when you shoot a hair tie from your thumb and it hurts (might get arthritis), and then it hits a computer and slowly but surely types out "monopoly".

yo i got bad early onset arthritis in m 19 year old thumb from national shoot a hair tie day
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national shoot a hair tie day by 19yroldarthritis November 1, 2019

alaskan hair tie 

the act of using a girl's hand band as a cock ring, soaking up her cum and then putting her hair up for a BJ

Steven's dick wasn't working right so, Rachel gave him an Alaskan hair tie.

alaskan hair tie by tittytictac4U January 30, 2023

pink hair tie 

to show you’re available for no strings attached (for fruity people)
worn on the wrist to show other gays that you’re down to have some fun, but nothing serious
for those still cautious, approaching someone wearing one you should say “can i borrow your pink hair tie” to which the response would be “only if i can borrow your hoodie”

girl/guy 1: oh hey, can i borrow your pink hair tie?
girl/guy 2: yeah sure you can, if i can borrow your hoodie

pink hair tie by crazyshy June 16, 2023

Hippie hair-tie 

When you nut in a hippie girls dreads (or matted hair) then wrap it up into its own hair-tie. It organic!

My hair is everywhere! I can help you out with a quick “Hippie hair-tie.”

Hippie hair-tie by A lucid bear November 28, 2023

five minutes and a hair tie

tiktok slang, euphemism for giving a man oral. the hair tie is used to get hair out of the way while preforming the oral, and the "5 minutes" part is saying how long it will take to preform it.

beatlemaniac 1: *texts picture of john lennon 1964*
beatlemaniac 2: "five minutes and a hair tie."

five minutes and a hair tie by johnlennonswaifu April 9, 2026