Slang for a big, tall, ugly, fat guy with long hair and unshaved facial hair and tattered clothing. Originates from a fictional character created by J.K. Rowling.
by ManiacManiacManiac July 10, 2004
Get the Hagridmug. Guy 1: Dude Some slut was blowing me and after she looked like (Hagrid )
Guy 2: Who the fucks (Hagrid)?
Guy 2: Who the fucks (Hagrid)?
by Teh real slim shady July 30, 2016
Get the Hagridmug. A vile woman at my school who should slowly shove a large sized packed of high calorie crisp down her throat and die a slow painful death
Haha Hagrid deserves it
by Billywigglestick October 26, 2019
Get the Hagridmug. Rubeus Hagrid's n00bish brother who spends his days cultiv8ing pygmy squirrels at his est8 up in h0mie n00bia to exhibit at pygmy squirrel exhibitions. Expert in shanter.
Rubeus Hagrid: heyyo n00beus Hagrid wot've ye up to l8ly?
n00beus hagrid: you know, you know, just cultiv8ing some homie pygmy squirrels
Rubeus Hagrid: n0000000000b that is some shanter
n00beus hagrid: you know, you know, just cultiv8ing some homie pygmy squirrels
Rubeus Hagrid: n0000000000b that is some shanter
by uzebeckatrente June 27, 2018
Get the n00beus Hagridmug. Applying superglue to your face before going down on some hairy gash, once removed there lie a glorious beard.
She had such poor personal upkeep that I gave her The Instant Hagrid
I was so appreciative that she didn't shave, because I could achieve The Instant Hagrid
I was so appreciative that she didn't shave, because I could achieve The Instant Hagrid
by The Aussie Shredder December 29, 2011
Get the The Instant Hagridmug. When one has such a huge shit it feels like you've just had anal sex with Hagrid for four hours straight.
by headbanger-69 February 8, 2015
Get the Raped by Hagridmug. by Suck my big willy di- July 29, 2019
Get the PS1 Hagridmug.