hagfish dick

When a person sucks your penis for ages and it gets covered in lots of spit and dribble like a slimy hagfish

She sucked my dick for so long I got hagfish dick, I could slip it straight in her ass now

by Bigfatbozwithbigfatballbag October 28, 2018

scandinavian hagfish

A mother in-law that is scandinavian. ( from Sweden, Finland , Iceland, Denmark and Norway

Man my mother in-law is a Scandinavian hagfish

by Anime280 February 22, 2017

The Hagfish

The Hagfish is when a man waits an entire month before ejaculating. Then takes a women, flips her upside down with her head on the edge of the bed to open up her throat. Then proceeds to throat fucks her until he ejaculates so much cum to the point of the women suffocating because there’s so much mucusey nut down her throat.

Alex patiently waited to finish no nut November for The Hagfish he would give to his whore Rebecca. She couldn’t breath from all of the mucusey nut, and she proceeded to suffocate on his baby gravy then died like a heroin addict choking on her own vomit.

by CMNDMN November 22, 2024

Hatfish

A person who wears a hat to hide their 5-fish-head

Matilda is such a hatfish, I hadn't ever seen her with her hat off but when she did finally take it off it really wasn't good.

by PlzDntKilMeh July 26, 2021

hatfishing

When someone on a dating site wears a hat in all their pictures to conceal the fact that they are bald.

This guy is wearing either a cowboy hat or a bandana in every picture. I think he is hatfishing me. He said to send a selfie so I texted him a picture of Betty White.

by TheDarkKnightLight August 8, 2017

Hatfish

A guy who looks completely different (sexy) while wearing a hat or cap. When they take it off its a totally different story!

He was cute, until he took his hat off, he's a hatfish!

by Manda Clark May 24, 2014

Hatfished

Hatfishing is a practice where a man purposely deceives a potential romantic partner by wearing a hat on every date to hide his rapidly receding hairline.

"She went on dozens of dates with Tom before it occurred to her that she had never seen him without his Ducati hat on. Her friends were right - she was being hatfished."

by Tzensant June 12, 2020