Bag Hag

Same as Bag Whore, Chickenhead, ect. Except it's probably my ex wife.

Man I cant believe Kristen turned into such a fucking Bag Hag. She fucked that guys dog for a fix.

by Captain Bangyermomma February 12, 2020

bag hag

A bag whore, who once, was at least good-looking, but whose looks, are now, suffering.

That bag hag, after spending the last 8 years of her life around drug dealers, wonders why men always seem to be such scum.

by Pafnuty Chebyshev February 28, 2005

bag hag

A female species whom is arguably attractive in appearance, and questionably clever/witty to converse with, on a semi-regular basis. This same female species also comes as a cost, of which is equal to the cost of a very small pinch of your "let's get lifted" supply. Thus, she will do whatever entertains you, for the small reward of a momentary escape inside a rabbit hole of a dark sack of cloudy existence.

"Yo, why you wasting yo time wit dat wack a** bag hag? MAN, she be doing it big if she could pull dat sh*t wit every dude she done met!"

by BOSS*bitch August 27, 2014

douche bag hag

an overly trendy female who hangs around with, dates or otherwise fraternizes with douche bags.

man look at that car full of douche bags and their douche bag hags.

by Brett C. S. April 7, 2008

D-Bag Hag

A girl who, while not a douchebag herself, hangs out with, sleeps with, and/or dates d-bags at d-bag bars, insisting that they're the best/most fun. You know, like a fag hag, but with horrible douches instead.

Greg: Is Jan coming out to the SuperCoolAwesome Bar tonight?

Bobby: No, she's down at that FratCrapShack... again.

Greg: Damn, why's she gotta be such a d-bag hag?

by The Chemicals July 30, 2009

hag in a bag

Am old woman who has no muscle or fat between her skin and bones

Yech, look at that hag in a bag in her bikini. pass the potato chips.

by ChinaCat SF June 24, 2018