I was hacked

What is said after a drunk night of talking dirty to your high crush over any social media platform.

I didn't post any of that stuff! I was hacked!

by thewhip May 27, 2015

hachet wound

alternate term for pussy/vagina/etc

"Her hachet wound was tight!"

by dankenstein December 18, 2004

Hatched plan

As defined in the TV series, The A-Team. When a plan comes together, "I love it when a plan comes together".

We have reached our goal, our hatched plan has come together.

by FHM_TGN May 3, 2020

Hacked and Mangled

When an animal is being cute, but also looks extremely dishevelled at the same time.

"Awww, that dog is all hacked and mangled!"

by Derbyshire Linguist September 3, 2022

hatched, matched, and dispatched

A lady never wants her name in print except on the occasion of her birth, her marriage, and her death.

For example, one would not want to be pictured intoxicated at a gathering. "Never be photographed with a drink in your hand" is companion advice from parents to children teaching proper decorum. No matter how much fun one has in private, among trusted friends, one must only be put before the public when hatched, matched, and dispatched. Being thrust into the public eye is inherently distasteful.

by EnglisIrishRose May 30, 2011

harched up

the act of having sex.

The newlywed couple stayed harched up on each other in their room for a week.

by ajcalvin August 28, 2007

all hacked up

To be sick, especially with a cold or other illness that induces coughing.

Dude, my brother came home with a cold last night and now I'm all hacked up!

by Jordstar January 26, 2006