H2

A really fat person that guzzles food just like a H2 hummer guzzles gas.

DAMN NIGGA, H2 over there just downed a 5 foot long hotdog!

by Max Wagner September 26, 2005

H2

a large car driven by men with small
penises, or who wish to donate money
indirectly to al-Qaeda.

That guy supports terrorists, but
he couldn't send them a donation. Instead, he bought an H2.

by Jon March 19, 2004

H2

The bell bottoms of the early 2000s. Kids in the future will look back at America at the turn of the century and laugh about how people in the past drove big yellow military vehicles to the movies that got 8 miles to the gallon despite incessant wars in the middle east and spiking gas prices.

(the year is 2073)
Kid (Flipping Through Textbook): Oh my god, people in the past wore these dumb ass pants called "bell bottoms." Then look! Twenty years later they drove these stupid looking H2 Hummer vehicles! Hahahahaha!

by 720mgSTEEEVE December 1, 2009

H2

1. A fictional or figurative beverage that's a parody to the sports drink "G2", which is purposely consumed by haters or player haters that lives up to hating or jealous envy, especially for no reason.

2. An alternate name for a "Hummer H2"

3. An alternate name for a "blowjob" or a "dick suck".

ORIGIN: H2, to me in this case, is another form of "Haterade", like G2 is another form of "Gatorade".

EXAMPLE: Just because you don't drink Haterade, doesn't mean you won't drink a H2.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant January 8, 2009

H2

Hummer 2 by GM
A frekin $20 box on $30 wheels for $52000

Hummer rhymes with bummer...

by mmx January 16, 2004

H2

also known as a hummer, is when a girl puts your balls in her mnouth and hums her favorite tune.

your girlfriend gave me an H2 last night

by wouldn't u like to know November 28, 2003

H2

Houdini 2: A person who has the habit of disappearing at opportune times when something is required of them.

Where did H2 go? He was supposed to design that subdivision for me!

by JWPerfect June 12, 2007