Squamp Gwamp

When you consume so much alcohol that you cant get your dick up

Cure: Text "Jordan" to Finish

Dan: "Hey Kyle, did you fuck her last night?"
Kyle: *sighs* "nahhh, I had squamp gwamp"

by coolblackkid July 17, 2010

Gwamp

A term used to describe the sound of a woman blowing a man's penis.

"Gwamp Me"

by B.T.D. December 3, 2010

Gwamp

Guy with a miniature penis. Came to be used in the early 80s.

That guy I dated last year was such a Gwamp!

by dixiegoth February 16, 2008

Gwampy

Dirty lake water that is way more swampy and gooey than it should be.

No way you will catch me in that gwampy water!

by JR0 October 27, 2008

gwamp

when someone doesn't get something to do with technology or electronic devices.

"my aunts such a gwamp, she doesn't know how to send an email !"
or
"I know I'm being a gwamp, but how do you save this piece of work?"

by wo.w July 8, 2014

Gwamp

Gwamp; the action of placing ones hand in a "cup" shaped position against ones own butt crack and farting in ones hand, then immediately grasping her hand shut to capture the stench and "throwing" the dart cloud into your friends face causing them to directly inhale your fart. Also known as "cuffing" or "farty mcfly's or johny cage gwamp balls.

Ex: you got gwamped bra

by Gwampness monster July 18, 2014

Gwampy

Grumpy

I'm gwampy today

by aweawethe March 19, 2017