available

What someone is if they're not in a relationship.

"Is she available?"
"Yes, but she's strongly Catholic."
"Whoa! Not going there!"

by Alex Quantashassle June 22, 2005

available ass

The only girl that is in a guy's league. Most available ass is nasty and only snatched up by foreign kids that can't get with the hotter, more popular girls.

Duder 1: "Whoa check out Italian homeboy with that big Samoan girl!"

Duder 2: "Wow! She stinks dude. And she's like a foot taller than him."

Duder 1: "He's gotta take that. That's his only available ass!"

by westfalia January 11, 2010

Now available

Custom UD Mugs

with your fave def

...aparently..
(do people really have nothing better to do than write random definitions about shit on this website???)

Example should include the word "Now available"

by BussoNolan October 10, 2009

available

What someone is if they're in an open relationship, and are looking for more partners.

"He/she changed her profile status to available, as opposed to single; he/she's in a open relationship, and is looking for more sexual partners."

by Derpinator9000 February 19, 2013

This screen saver can't run because it requires functionality that is not available on your hardware-accelerated video card.

when the screen saver cant run because it requires functionality that is not available on your graphics/video card.
this is usually because your graphics/video card is fucking terrible

Windows: This screen saver can't run because it requires functionality that is not available on your hardware-accelerated video card.
Jimothy: oh no i cant run this screen saver when im away because my video card is from a SNES

by Stickboi__ March 8, 2023

available alien

It's the opposite of a "busy bee". It is said that the term originates from the story of an Indian boy who is residing in England during Christmas. While all the locals are busy celebrating Christmas, the boy has nothing on his calendar and is available to meet anyone at this time. He feels alienated and hence the term "available alien".

Note that unlike the term "available ass", there is no sexual connotation here.

Katy: Hey Dhruv, are you available on the 22nd of December to meet? That is the only day I have free on my diary?
Dhruv: Yeah, I can meet anytime. I am totally an available alien.

by dhruvc November 20, 2016

available

One who gets no poon ever and is constantly looking for a lover

Ex. Alex Scholl

Alex is available but he doesn't get any.

by mcflyguy18 January 27, 2014