Perfect-guy-bmw

The ultimate perfect guy. Might ignore your messages and tell you to "FUCK OFF!", but you love him anyway.

Narnia: Perfect-guy-bmw still hasn't replied

by Yermy Battled Warter July 1, 2019

guy best friend

(noun) a guy best friend is the one man you love to death but platonically.

He doesn’t judge you or cause drama, and he loves you for who you are.

Everyone thinks you and your guy best friend are dating, oddly. But all of the rumors are worth it if he gets to be the one you’re closest to.

A lot of times, you’ll fall for your guy best friend. This is normal. You may fall in love too early or too late. Or not at all.

Just remember, he will always be there for you.

Don’t lose him.

Her guy best friend knows her the best.

by ...bytemeh January 4, 2019

The Guy Behind Omar Suleiman

During the Egyptian revolution of 25th January, places like Tahrir Square, Suez and KFC, and names like Wael Ghonim, Omar Suleiman and Hosni Mubarak have grabbed the attention of the world. But just hours after the Egyptian people toppled their regime, the focus had switched to a single person - the ‘guy behind Omar Suleiman'

Some say this man participated in three past wars and died twice before. Some say he is the Intelligence commander in the former Soviet Union. Some say after the fame of the guy behind Omar Suleiman, Omar Suleiman decided to change his name to become the guy in front of the guy behind Omar Suleiman.

All we know is that he is a strong, honored, trustworthy, amazing, feared, awesome, respected, cool guy.

A guy sees Omar Suleiman walking in the street.

Guy: I wish I was cool enough to have The Guy Behind Omar Suleiman stand behind me.

by big fan of the man behind Omar March 3, 2011

guy best friend

the guy who you can tell everything to. the person u can face time all the time and never run out of things to talk about. the person who tells you when you’re being a dramatic bitch. the person who makes fun of u all day long, yet still manages to build your confidence. the one who you’re ALWAYS shipped with. if you stop being friends w this person, it hurts more than anything else in the world

“woah i definitely ship Kara and her guy best friend”

by hose mad August 1, 2019

Homeless Guy Bait

Sandwich(es), preferably egg salad.

"I'm gonna stop by the Deli to pick up some Homeless Guy Bait"

by Corey Trevor May 16, 2006

National guy best friend day

April 20th. Do something nice for your guy best friend today they deserve it.

Come on bro we are going out it’s national guy best friend day

by Gwynnie the pooh April 20, 2020

Guy Boy

A “Guy boy” is the most hottest simpiest simp out there. If you get called a “Guy Boy” it’s the best compliment that you will ever get in your life! And if someone fits the mold for a “guy boy” than you should flirt with that simp right away.

Girl #1. Omg did you see Jake today?
Girl #2. Yea! He’s such a Guy Boy!
Girl #1. Yea I’m totally simpping!

by SketchThis July 8, 2020