I guess you had to be there

What you say when someone tells you something he thinks is hilarious but really isn't. You say this to avoid hurting your friend's feelings in breaking it to him that his joke sucks.

Dudeman 1: "Oh man, I was playing horseshoes in Red Dead Redemption and I got a really close throw and John was all like, 'Did you see that!' It was so funny dude!"

Dudeman 2: "I guess you had to be there."

Dudeman 1: :(

by Izzy del Bosque June 10, 2010

Uh, that's a good guess

something teachers, grown-ups, or coaches say when you got an answer SUPER wrong but they don't want to discourage you

me: *looks at DNA* "is that a roman column"
teacher: Uh, that's a good guess

by freygeothewhy January 19, 2021

Guess What's In My Pants

A game played on the "Opie and Anthony" radio show in which female callers are asked to rub their phone against their most intimate of areas in a variety of motions(up and down, side to side,circular motion) and then guess the particular hair style the woman is sporting. Styles include wood floor or john bennet, the landing strip, the hitler mustache, the earth momma muff, and the 5 o clock shadow.

Guess what's in my pants is another example of why Opie and Anthony are a much better radio show than that prick Howard Stern.

by Rorysmellsplasticpeople March 25, 2005

history of the entire world, i guess

Bill Wurtz makes a 20 minute video where he sings a lot of songs, makes a religion about things, turns the sun into a deadly laser, conquers all... er, most of India, and breaks China a lot.

Dude: Have you seen history of the entire world, i guess?
Other Dude: Duh! THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER!
Dude: Not any more, there's a blanket.

by Meme-o Emo June 1, 2017

Gursh

A word which has many meanings. The exact meaning Can be understood from the context of the sentence. The word is derived from the original word Girsh which in Arabic language means “Shark”. The backstory of the origins of this word was when Gurshman miss pronounced the word Girsh making it into Gursh. Other sources indicate that Gurshman ironically thought that the word Gursh was supposed to mean Girsh as in Shark. Hence, the word was spoken.

How much gursh on you? (How much money, weed you got?).
We need to get gurshed. (We need to get high).
Bring some gurshes. (Bring some food, munches or weed).
About to get gurshed. (about to get fucked,die).
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Other uses:
-Gurshnaider. (The one who is gurshing)
-Gurshit. (bullshit).
-Gurshgang. (VIP gang)
-Gurshining. (a lot of bullshit, some fucking around)
-Gurshie. (my homie)

by MoeQ April 10, 2019

Guessathon

To guess at a series of questions given on an exam, by a police officer, or by a girlfriend.

I didn't study at all last night, so my exam was a complete guessathon.

by theAnonymous December 4, 2012

The Gursh

a bollywood celebrity famous for his sicknut portrayal of a try hard gangster teenager who thinks he's a fully sick nut gangster who speaks in third person.

But he's not

'did you see the gursh kid?' 'Phwoah the gursh'

by GURSHMAN5000 October 4, 2009