Gunkles

Laughing uncontrollably, sometimes for hours on end. Often results in the person pissing their pants, and or soiling themselves. It is considered a disease by certain countries, with no cure in sight.

First case was discovered in a small town known as Marshfield

Byron: Oh no, I think Maria has the gunkles.

Markie: Oh god, somebody get some air sanitizer and some toilet paper!

by Michael Shmidt March 30, 2009

Gunkles

A fat teenager that crushes chairs and couches and has no regard for doing so, a gunkle also breaks personal items that is given to him to hold they normally have names such as (joe, Kenny, hilda, Charlie, Nolan, Garry, Gertrude.)

That kid is a gunkles for being fat

by Phypoo June 11, 2019

Gunkle Spunk

When someone's got that absolute swang in them and you CAN'T resist their fat spunky monkey

Gerald: "That girls got one MASSIVE Gunkle Spunk!"

Herold: "What the fuck?"

by xbot7564 June 30, 2024