Forrest Gumpkin

Recieving oral sex from a retarded girl while taking a crap.

The waterhead with a hockey helmet on gave me a Forrest Gumpkin after she got off the shortbus.

by bigstinkyniggaballs February 12, 2025

Gumping It

So, 'gumping it' is when someone is not quite retarded, but they're like just on that line.

"I need to confess a sin, Father. I worked at a grocery store in my teenage years, I won't get specific. There was this one girl-- are you familiar with the term 'gumping it' --so while it's an ethical conundrum, it's not fucking a retarded person if you were to sleep with 'em. This will come important later in the story..."

by Totally Not A Furry March 6, 2021

Gumpin

Representing the squad.

Yo we Gumpin

by jmcsdhtdjrmmhetcatrsfmmdermaws May 22, 2016

Gumping It

When a person is not quite retard yet they are on the line.

Yeah I fucked that slow chick, but it’s cool since she’s gumping it and not a full retard.

by Human Whisk2 November 24, 2020

grossie grumpkins

The anonymous old man - most likely suffering from some form of dementia - who takes a shit in the sink of public restrooms

Don't go into the bathroom, Bob. It looks like Grossie Grumpkins struck again.

by Betty Wagaman October 15, 2006

Gumping

The act of sleeping with someone that is special needs

Last night at the party I walked in on shane gumping my retarded sister

by Ironheade March 27, 2021

Gumpins

When you follow a llama and sniff their buttholes while they eat.. A Plainfield tapers term..

WOWZERS… That guy is really doing a gumpins on that llama right now..

by Plainfield taper February 1, 2023