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gummers

The act of getting oral sex from a young vixen or if your a sick twisted individual, an old lady with no teeth.
I got gummers of that ditch pig in the waffle house parking lot.
by Limey Bastard August 23, 2003
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hummer gummer

A blowjob from a woman without teeth.
Grandma gives the best hummer gummers.
by Captain Fantasdick May 2, 2005
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Dirty Gummer

To take a gummer of blow with cooking grease on it.
The only surface available for us was a cooking sheet, which happened to be used, so I had to take a dirty gummer.
by Tom ***** March 22, 2008
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Wal Mart Gummer

This nasty lady at wal mart who has no teeth and she's old and hits on young men and licks her gums while she macks it to them.
"That gross lady licking her gums wanted you Dave she was a Wal Mart Gummer."
by YUYUYGYGYGUGYUGOOIUGYOGUI July 19, 2007
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Flippen Gummer

When someone leaves in their false teeth(also known as flippers) and gives someone head
Joe busts a load in 28 seconds because April gave him a flippen gummer because she was to lazy to take out her flippers.
by Moemoelyn December 9, 2016
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Grippy Gummers

Oh you know 😉 when they got no teeth on those gums. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United grippy gummers and to the gums for which they grip, one nation under grip, gummy, with grippy gums for all”
“Buddy I like when they have no teeth man, $25 you can get some free head. Those gums on that dick feel so good man. Them raw gums on that dick it just feels so great. For only $25!” - Lil Cumtism on Grippy Gummers
by Willy Wiggur March 17, 2023
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gummer stumps

1. A guy so desperate to get laid that if he had no teeth and she was without arms or legs but had a pulse you'd still want to have sex with her and gum her stumps.

2. a Norwegian pron star. Not the most sexy or performing star in a porn movie. The dud versus the stud in a pron film.
1. I am so freakin' randy, I don't care if she's a double bagger, I'd gummer stumps!

2. man that guy was a real Gummer Stumps...probably paid to be in the movie.
by Gummer Stumps July 19, 2010
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