ass gum

Horrible tasting gum.

This gum tastes like ass.

Does anyone have any ass gum?

by Coov June 9, 2009

time to kick gum and chew ass

And I'm all out of ass

- Dick Kickem

" Time to kick gum and chew ass...And I'm all out of ass".

by Krellanis February 22, 2018

shut your bubble gum dum delum ass the fuck up

when somebody says something extremely dumb and you can comprehend to say anything to answer them properly

brian said somthing dumb

me brain shut your bubble gum dum delum ass the fuck up

by noigargwrg September 29, 2021

Time to chew some ass and kick some bubble gum, And they are all out of bubble gum!

The ultimate way to intimidate your opponent. Unlike the wimpish form of this phrase, chewing ass is far more fearsome than beating it.

Fighter 1 - Time to chew some ass and kick some bubble gum, and they are all out of bubble gum!
Fighter 2's inner thoughts - "NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPEDY NOPE NOPE"

by Grand Priest of Cults July 16, 2019

Gumass

someone who chews their gum like a dumbass

Patrick:"Wow look at stephen, he chews his come like an idiot.. like a cow grazing"
Connor:"Yea, he's a gumass"

by playitagain009 August 27, 2009

gumass

massive gas and shits caused by eating too much sugar free gum

"I just ate five packs of sugar free gum but now I'm paying for it because I have gumass."

by walterdunning August 11, 2008