guitarded

Hopeless and/or incompetent on the guitar.

Alternatively, characterized by fruitless optimism that one's offspring will practice the instrument as scheduled.

Stepmother: You should set up a specific time to practice every day so that people don't hear you play and think you are guitarded.

23-year-old son, still living at home: You want me to schedule my muse!?! That's guitarded!

by yarnspinnererer October 2, 2010

guitarded

someone who is terrible at Guitar hero or real guitar.

"dude, give up trying to play 'Through the fire and the flames' on expert. You're guitarded!"

by Violet Schwayze May 22, 2009

guitarded

lacking knowledge of the guitar, both musical and technical, but acting you know what you are talking about

Did you hear what that girl told me? She is so guitarded! She was trying to tell me that the guitar was feeding back, when really it was just the natural hum from the pickups.

by Omar Churchill March 3, 2011

guitarded

One who is completely lacking in Guitar Hero skills.

Dude, is that guy drunk or is he just guitarded?

by Bigbillystyle January 6, 2008

guitarded

someone who can't play guitar hero

look at how guitarded he is. he sucks.

by rachellethequeen February 11, 2008

guitarded

when you are bad at guitar playing

I'm so bad at guitar i'm guitarded

by waghghgh April 5, 2008

Guitards

Idiots who think they know something about guitars, when they dont know anything about it.

Guitards say: "Hey im going to strum the bridge pickup, playing on the seventh string on the 33rd fret to make an a9 chord."

by AJ Batista October 27, 2008