Hopeless and/or incompetent on the guitar.
Alternatively, characterized by fruitless optimism that one's offspring will practice the instrument as scheduled.
Alternatively, characterized by fruitless optimism that one's offspring will practice the instrument as scheduled.
Stepmother: You should set up a specific time to practice every day so that people don't hear you play and think you are guitarded.
23-year-old son, still living at home: You want me to schedule my muse!?! That's guitarded!
23-year-old son, still living at home: You want me to schedule my muse!?! That's guitarded!
by yarnspinnererer October 2, 2010

by Violet Schwayze May 22, 2009

lacking knowledge of the guitar, both musical and technical, but acting you know what you are talking about
Did you hear what that girl told me? She is so guitarded! She was trying to tell me that the guitar was feeding back, when really it was just the natural hum from the pickups.
by Omar Churchill March 3, 2011

by Bigbillystyle January 6, 2008

by rachellethequeen February 11, 2008

by waghghgh April 5, 2008

Guitards say: "Hey im going to strum the bridge pickup, playing on the seventh string on the 33rd fret to make an a9 chord."
by AJ Batista October 27, 2008
