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Gumped Up

Seriously messed up. The term "gumped up" was originally coined by a Captain McPherson of Maine. (Long before the film, "Forrest Gump.") The phrase became part of the regional dialect and continues today.
(With Maine accent) "Look at this fuckin' gumped up fuckin' piece of shit."

(Also with Maine accent) "Oh my friggin' word. This friggin' gumped up friggin' house! All the friggin' floors are saggin' an' the friggin' windows are are frigged up an' painted shut."
by Meester Jeemy July 7, 2011
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Gimped Up

Not being able to move normal
Ex. 1

Rick Escobar: You termed him, as you call it, Gimped Up.

David Beckwith: Yep.

Escobar: Tell the jury what Gimped Up means.

Beckwith involuntarily spasms as he testifies.

Beckwith: It means that he didn't move normal.

Escobar: Can you give them any better description than that?

Beckwith: No I can't.

Beckwith involuntarily spasms.

State v. Michael Keetley. Cross examination of State's witness David Beckwith. March 9, 2023.

Ex. 2

Damarcus: You see that fool D-Rock?

DaJuan: Uh huh. That cat be smokin' them bath salts. He's hella Gimped Up.

Damarcus mimes an involuntary spasm.

Damarcus: They be callin' him Spaz-Matic.
by ZXY&ABC April 7, 2023
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Gimped

The practice of making software run poorly on a compatitor's hardware.
nVidia's involvement in the development of Batman Arkham Asylum has gimped antialiasing performance on ATi hardware and PhysX performance on multicore CPUs. They should rebrand their developer relations program as nVidia: The Wat it's Meant to be Gimped.
by Initialised October 8, 2009
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gumpenstump

A person who is known to be especially goofy.

Little to no athletic ability, agility or coordination.

Completely unsmooth.
I can't believe that gumpenstump is tryin' out for the team!
by k0nflict June 4, 2009
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Gumper

A person who sniffs toilet seats after other individuals have used said toilet.
C: Wow! That was an amazing poo I just had, I'm going to leave now.
E: *Enters stall*
E: *Bends down and inhales deeply*

(E is gumping the toilet.)
(E is a gumper)
by HiImAmyESIBULNSAC March 17, 2022
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Gumpei Yokoi

He invented the GameBoy and virtualBoy. He also invented the D-pad.
Gumpei Yokoi changed videogaming forever.
by PantsHat May 26, 2006
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gimped

When a large system is brought down by a single lame part, that is constantly the source of repeated failure, the system is said to have been gimped. People always want to replace the gimp, but it cannot be replaced. Gimping can also be applied to team sports.
The whole server system was running fine until it was gimped by the xyz. AGAIN!
by Phil Motors October 13, 2007
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