Guidette

A girl version of 'Guido.' Mainly found in New York lands or the Jersey Shore areas. These girls are excessive tanners, usually jet black or dark hair. They have fake boobs that don't fit in their shirts. Also, shirts are short at the stomach for tacky belly button rings to be exposed. Brands like 'Ed Hardy', 'Gucci', and 'Juicy Couture' are of a Guidette's favorites. Not only are these girls skanky, but they are incredibly annoying. With their New York/Jersey (very Italian-cavone accents) they don't keep their mouths shut (and in THAT way, too).

"Hey did you hear that?"
"Oh yeah, that's a guidette that can't keep her mouth shut for a second!"

by alexaa;) January 1, 2010

Gunchester

Manchester. The highest gun crime in the UK. Period.
The founder and original organiser of organised crime. Period.
Roughest streets, meanest people, d-lo hustlas, false claimers of dangerous groups, wanabe new yorkers.
Bummest pussy, illest weed, bitches giving it up, bitches going down. Period.

Gunchester Boy: Wer u from kid?
Outsider: Nah um im not from round ere blad..
Gunchester Boy: Wat u want?
Outsider: Well um i was lookin on some weed..
Gunchester Boy: ... BLAT BLAT BLAT
Outsider: DEAD
Period.

by Shotgun, Revolver, SMG September 16, 2008

guidette

jersey shore girl named snooki. not necessarily snookie however, a guidette can also just be an italian american bitch who is too lazy to find a single guy, so she goes for taken guido

look at that guidette trying to take creig. snookies gonna shave her head.

by flomause June 20, 2010

Guilmette

It is well known that an actor of merit will often, by a certain facial expression, convey a meaning which the finest flow of language cannot express. ...

person 1..."did you go to the play? the actor was so Guilmette"

person 2..."Yeah, they blew me away! They are amazingly talented!"

Both thinking I wish I was so Guilmette

by learned individual February 9, 2009

guidette

A girl that's attracted to a guido.

That's Guidette sure like that Guido!

by holagurll May 17, 2012

gauchette

1. an outstanding and very kewl performance that nevertheless leaves a bitter taste in parts of the audience (colloquial adjective)
2. a 19th century parisian method of drying one's hair by using a horse, a violin string and generous amounts of butter.

although the word is as old the method, "gauchette"'s adjevtive meaning got popularized by a group of 20-somethings in bavarian banlieus during the late 2000s

1. "sara, OMG, what you did to the snowman was just gauchette! i don't know if i approve, but it was certainly fun to watch."

2."just one second pierre, i have to finish mon gauchette, but then i'm ready to see the execution."

by damien wurst December 17, 2008

guidette

A non-Italian girl who thinks she is Italian or a girl who likes Italian men and tries to act like she is Italian. Most Italian women would refer to themselves as guidas but if a girl refers to herself as a guidette, they know she is a mangacake. Italian women will trick non-Italian wanna bes into calling themselves guidettes and then laugh at them for being mangacakes.

hahaha, the mangacake guida wanna be thinks she is a guidette.

by guidette love March 17, 2012