Guatemalan Neck Brace

While a woman is receiving oral from a person, she wraps her legs around their head and farts. Her legs form a neck brace making it impossible for the person to break free.

I had to shave my goatee because it still smelled like that Guatemalan Neck Brace she gave me the other night.

by Don Jr. April 19, 2010

Guatemalan Racehorse

The insertion of ones penis into a females rectum without her knowledge or permission. When she begins to buck and attempts to throw the rider he removes a pillow case from a pillow and proceeds to use it as a bridle and ride her like a guatemalan racehorse.

I pulled a Guatemalan Racehorse on her last night so she is still not too happy with me.

by Dr. Fergie Christ January 1, 2011

Guatemalan GoGurt

The act of having a woman's vagina filled with cooked grits, then having the women squeeze out said grits while another person slurps it all up like a GoGurt packet.

Man 1- "Yo Dawg, how was your date last night?"

Man 2- "Well, I'm not normally one to kiss and tell, but last night I enjoyed the tastiest Guatemalan GoGurt of my entire life."

by Chunky Knuckle January 9, 2011

Guatemalan Cave Snake

When a guy rubs guacamole all over his dick for lube and then jams it in the girl's ass.

Judy went through a lot of TP after Bob gave her that Guatemalan Cave Snake!

by Mars Mission November 12, 2012

Guatemalan Chili Dog

When you feed your partner lots of undigestable vegetables (beans, corn, etc..) and wait until they are about to have a bowel movement. Quickly proceed to have rough anal sex. Then Pull out and look down at your penis... Thats a Guatemalan Chili Dog. ( penis covered in hot brown sauce with lots of veggies)

Hey Babe i got you lots of tasty vegetables for the Guatemalan Chili Dog later tonight.

by THEDOZER July 25, 2013

Guatemalan Pancake

A sex act consisting of a woman bending over and the man giving her anal sex. She will then have a shit while he is inside of her. Faeces should squeeze out around his penis and the man thrusting against her cheeks creates the pancake effect.

Woman:"Are you familiar with the Guatemalan Pancake?"
Man:"MMmm I love that warm feeling... DO IT!"

by pLUSpISTOL December 1, 2010

Guatemalan girls

Guatemalan girls, are better then most girls form Central America. They are super pretty, and even though they are short they always know how to have a fun! Everyone needs a gaute girl in their life! They are super close to their familia and have over controlling brothers & fathers!. They love to cook, and dance. Parties, and love to drink the unique taste of the Guatemalan beer Gallo! You'll always see a guatemalan girl smiling. Their the life of the fiesta!

P.S NEVER CALL A GUATEMALAN GIRL MEXICAN*

Yo, whos ur new amiga?
She be a guatemala chica.
Shes a guatemalan girl?
Hell yeaa! You gotta love them Guatemalan girls
Hay siiii, you gotta love a guatemalan girl!

Ya tu sabes!

be careful with her brother you know..
I hear you, dem lokos be controlling!

by Sarieee la loka June 18, 2010