guapless

absence of funds; lack of guap

I need me a job cause I'm guapless and I need to pay for my weave.

by p0l3 July 14, 2007

gurple

The color of a nigger who is so black he's purple

"That schwoogie at 7-11 was so black he was gurple."

by Tallcan March 13, 2009

Purple Gurple

Twisting someones dick or balls voraciously so that they turn purple. Similar to a purple nurple just in the department of dick region.

At the George Clinton concert Beverly was groped 4 times and the 4th time she purple gurpled the dude. He went to the bathroom to check for bleeding

by G$ Prince February 21, 2015

Purple Gurple

looks like the girimace mascot from macdonalds but is aroused sexualy by spoons and oranges or spoons stuck in oranges. Also rapes small children

oh no the purple gurple wants to rape me!!!!!!!

by elektro March 6, 2004

Gurple

A gurple is a variation on a burp. Specifically a burp where vomit raises to the back of your throat is then swallowed.

Think I ate too much, that burp turned out to be a gurple. Doesn’t taste nice...

by Lunderos January 31, 2018

garple

An instrument using gerple hair, is usually pruple.

It is made with a base similar to a flute, but the end has a piece of silicone that you must keep moist using oil.

It makes a "glerphlerglepglerp" sound.

Person 1: "Do you know what a garple is?
Person 2: "What the fuck"

by glubbert November 4, 2023

Gurple

Gurple is an ugly blend between green and purple and symbolizes bad luck to anyone who wears it.

" Ew! look at that gurple shirt *name* is wearing..."

by Skyiarz February 9, 2024