the nard dog guarantee

a guarantee put out by Andrew Bernard (from the Office)... something that stands firm

Andy Bernard: Of course you can count on me, I'm giving it the nard dog guarantee

by tommyboy6688 February 21, 2010

guaranfuckintee

To assure or promise strenuously.

If that bitch opens her canker sore mouth one more time, I guaranfuckintee that it will be the last word she ever says.

by Bustamante January 4, 2008

Guaransheed

When Rashed Wallace of the Detroit Pistons makes a prediction of a future game and it comes true. This phrase originated when he guaranteed that the Pistons would win Game 2 in the Eastern Conference finals in 2004 after falling behind.

Success was Guaransheed for the 2005 Eastern Conference finals against the Miami Heat.

by unitysong April 24, 2006

Fraud Guarantee

A super stupid name for a technology firm that is supposedly set up to protect its customers from being defrauded but may be the direct connection with the savvy fraudsters themselves.

Let’s just say that when I found Fraud Guarantee I was entirely solvent but after doing business with Mr. Parnas for about a year, I was living in my car.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 6, 2019

guarandamntee

the ultimate guarantee

vince mcmahon - i guarandamntee i will kick your ass

by Matthew Fisher December 3, 2003

Gaurav

Gaurav is honestly the best person you'll ever meet. He's a whole package of everything, cute, sweet, hot, and what the fuck not! If you have a Gaurav in your life then you're lucky asf because he's just too kind and takes care of you like you're a diamond. He literally consoles you, His shoulder is always there for you when you need it. If you hate him, you're literally like DUMB.

If he's angey, don't worry, it's gonna be him again who's gonna take you in his arms and soften you.

In simple words, he is literally THE BEST!

N: Gaurav is my hearteu.

by Roseology October 21, 2021

Gaurav

A person who is initially portrayed as a huge nerd but is cool as hell once you get to know them! he/she/it is someone who will magically think the same way you doand is likely to be your soul mate, and is also a great person to talk to as they never run out of interesting things to talk about.

Person 1: Bruh did you see that guy who got all A*s?? He's such a huge nerd!!
Person 2: Nah man, hes cool, quite like a Gaurav TBH.

by thetruthtbh January 27, 2017