Gison

A gison is a story with 5 sentences. A gison always results with death in the end.

Teacher: Is anyone going to share their story?
Laura: Sure mine is a gison
Billy was a great student. He loved his family. Everybody cared for him. He walked across the street to go to school. He didn't make him to the other side; a bus hit him and killed him.
Teacher: That was sad!

by vote4llama July 14, 2006

Gtsotp

Go To Sleep On The Phone

To ya wanna gtsotp

by curnasia wiliams May 14, 2018

Gton

When someone becomes so good at being a G they become a Gton.
Which is the highest form of G.

“What’s going on Gton?”

by Top Gton June 26, 2023

gtfon

The acronym for "Get the fuck out now!". Used when really, really pissed off by someone.

ORC 1 : Orc 2, send Troll HeadhunterS & kill the Frost Wrym here !

ORC 2 : Screw U, they cost over 2000 gold! Im not wasting them. They're staying in base for defence.

ORC 1 : GTFON! There's only one Frost Wrym & I lost my barracks!

ORC 2 : Dont blame me bcoz of ur crappy skills.

by :dht: December 17, 2006

gtong

To become smarter than smart. One will be called gtong if they surpass the smartness of everyone they know.

I can't think of anyone as smart as Gary, he must be gtong.

by taki1234 January 24, 2007

Gutson

A grotesque excessively hairy overweight man who resembles a gargoyle. Gutsons enjoy feeding late at night and docking with other Gutsons.

Oh my god, did you see those two Ronnie Gutsons docking in the burger king toilets last night.

by Genenipps September 6, 2011

gson

"Get Shit On"

To be completely and utterly owned. When someone shits on you, you've just been PWNED!

Whoa dude he just got gson!

by Nick DiMoro February 22, 2008