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grandmaster funk

one who has reached a high level of funkyness and has mastered the sacred art of coldchillenstompabustergetanyhotchick-fu and is also a cool person all around who has particularly very good taste in music
joe: i need a girl real bad
steve: i need to learn to fight asap
meagan: my music choice suck
grandmaster funk: joe you can have one of my girls, steve i bestow upon you fight game, and here meagan slam out to this short dogg cd.
joe: woah your such a cool person in any situation
grandmaster funk: i know we cant all be me
by fat the funky indivual December 20, 2008
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grandmas ashes

THE BEST TASTING THING FUCKING EVER. LIKE HOLY SHIT IT TASTES GOOD
Person 1 I ate grandmas ashes
Person 2 lucky
by trexhv December 12, 2019
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grandmasexual

A person primarily sexually interested in grandmothers or senior citizens in general.
"You caught Nick Nolte in that retirement community? Doin' WHAT? Homeboy's a grandmasexual!"
by The Decider/Definer/Defiler March 24, 2010
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grandmas butthole

A meme page on instagram that posts memes and has over 1 million followers. Extreeme Gay style
Have you seen that meme about egg?

Yea it was posted by grandmas butthole
by Hegg December 7, 2017
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Grandomastery

Grandomastery is the art of going through several randomized tasks in a creative, unfailing, and cohesive manner.
The man is a real grandomaster - if he had had the slightest interest in football, he would have made a great football commentator with his stunning grandomastery skills.
by Grandomastery October 17, 2021
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grandmas kisses

the greatest and funniest edit of Spongebob
Squarepants in the world. if you do not see it you will live the rest of your life in shame and dishonor
"I gotta boner!"
"Grandmas Asscheeks"
"My wang is as hard as a prosthetic leg."
"Grandmas kisses"
by Lolaws December 18, 2008
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Grandmaster Jonathan Makiling Abaya

Grandmaster Jonathan Makiling Abaya is the founder and originator of Jendo Filipino Martial Arts based on his own concept and principles called - "Tri-Force" or the "Tatlong Lakas".
Grandmaster Jonathan Makiling Abaya founded Jendo in Mandaluyong City in 1973.
by Teresita I. Biscaro April 7, 2008
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