shower not a grower

a guy with a big schlong, but it doesnt get any bigger once erect.

"when I got into bed with this guy his penis was big but once he was turned on it did not get any bigger, he was a shower not a grower"

by mepheld November 2, 2013

he's a grower not a shower

A shower already has a big penis when flaccid and does not grow much more and a grower has a small penis flaccid but grows a lot having an erection

"Johnny has a small dick!"
"Nahhh he's a grower not a shower."

by guuuuuurrrrrrlllllllllllllllll November 19, 2013

Sweet Saskatchewan Growler

When a girl with a mouthful of maple syrup is being tea-bagged by a man in a flannel button down while he inserts a mini hockey stick into her hairy, unkempt vagina.

Dude....my friend Lauren was involved in a Sweet Saskatchewan Growler (SSG) with her husband. He had maple syrup on his nuts for a week!

by CanadianPussyCommander October 18, 2010

grower not a shower

A person whose penis appears tiny when flaccid, but that redeems itself when erect.

After being derided in the locker room for his limp rat dick, Tony assured the others with his only comeback: "I'm a grower not a shower!"

by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002

Grower not a shower

Starts very small but erects be the size of thanos finger

Yo tony u got a small one, nah I’m a grower not a shower

by 6ix9inenc told u guys January 24, 2019

Civilian Growler

Civilian Growler

Civilian Growler is pussy that belongs to someone you know from everyday life like the gym, work or the pub.

E.g. The girl asked “wanna a pic of my pussy?” He replied “it’d be nice to see some Civilian growler amongst the sea of porn pussy my mates send me”

by Civilian Growler December 11, 2018

pinch a growler

a turd that refuses to expel itself from the anus, thus resulting in a grunting growling sound emitted from the person trying to make the poopy.

hey Bob, what was that sound? Well Dan, I had to pinch a growler.

by papa jojo 042072 August 24, 2008