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grouchy turtle

Name given to a fully erect penis which shrinks to almost nothing after a particularly sickening or hurtful event during lovemaking.
So, I was banging away, when my dick came out on the downstroke and hit her pudenda on the upstroke. The grouchy turtle would not let me get any more that night.

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She queefed while I was eatin' her. My proud peacock became a grouchy turtle after that mess.
by Larry_the_K October 28, 2006
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grouchy ass girl

when a girl sleeps in her partners bed while he sleeps on the couch downstairs...
My partner thinks I'm a grouchy ass girl.
by grouchy girl January 15, 2009
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Grouchy pants

Juan was a grouchy pants today.
by Dripzy August 8, 2022
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slap grouchy

when very tired, a person can be slap grouchy, on the edge of sleep but grouchy. The opposite of slap happy.
she was so tired she was slap grouchy.
by Deathtoll79 August 30, 2020
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de gruchy

a person originating from a far off island in the middle of the english channel, de gruchy's are known for their brute strength, amazing charm and quite hairy legs (waxing nvr helps it, trust me!). de gruchy's are also known as the people who like to stay up late, can handle their drink and can write a poem while jogging backwards resiteing the song "hero" by foo fighters over and over in a loop.
a de gruchy can also be referred to as a person of great imagination, sometimes seeing through walls and also being able to do a head-stand for about 20 minutes before passing out.
sometimes a de gruchy can be recognised by their ability to look past insults and to never give them back cause they are better than that.
a de gruchy is not so known around the world as they are an endangered group of natives but can be found on isle of jersey.
to know a de gruchy is a privalige as they can be the most trusting people on earth and respect others, so long as they understand like joey from friends , that a de gruchy DOESN'T SHARE FOOD!
"check it out, that guy/girl has the last name de gruchy, lets ask him/her for a drink"

" no, wait dont take his chip, he doesn't share food, he's a de gruchy"

" hey, de gruchy, can you resite a song backwards, say queens of stone age- go with the flow while writing a sonnet about joy ?"

"can we see your legs de gruchy?"
by dannyd35 April 29, 2012
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groucho marx

A very funny vaudeville, film, and television star.
by Adrianna823432740928 May 2, 2006
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Green Grouch

the act of pouring a can of garbage on someone whilst receiving a Blow job
My girl let me green grouch her last night with a huge can of garbage.
by urbandictionarion August 19, 2009
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