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Goobstoob

Guys who openly try and romance you the first day they meet you instead of trying to befriend you to learn and understand your personality. This means he would know nothing about you and only like you for your looks.
That goobstoob called me again and we just met an hour ago.
by Yesmnomaam April 23, 2021
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groobler

A mythic being that groobles the drivers of Santa Rosa Rd. Stay safe out there.
Went on Santa Rosa at 2am last night and the groobler flipped my car and stole the catalytic converter.
by Agent Dale Cooper June 22, 2022
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Groos-Fingers

The inability to type intelligible words or sentences, particularly on a smart phone device. This inability stems from a number of factors to include: 1). Your fingers are too fat to operate the device properly. 2). You are too drunk to operate the device properly. 3). You just don’t know how to spell or type to begin with.
WTF was that message you sent me, I could not understand it. You must have had a serious case of Groos-Fingers.
by McPeePee November 6, 2010
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Groomsmaid

A female on the groom's side of the altar.
Brian will be groomsmaid at Jen and Baraka's wedding.
by db5 March 16, 2010
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Kamrat Grooshkov

a lunatic a.k.a. Sniffer. Resident in slams of west Poland. Presumably a dope seller...
In late 90`s was noticed to have some connections with russians criminal cartels

after 2001, no more info.....
- Heyyy yo yo man, did you hear 'bout this fucking coke dealing in Tv, by some guy - Sniffer?

- Yeahhh, a lot of good fuckin stuff, youknawhatimsayin.....
by K. Wasiljejew April 7, 2005
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Groovster

Groovsters came about because hipsters are too mainstream. Groovsters make very ambiguous/vague references that only other groovsters would understand. They never actually say any names, places, or descriptions that would allow for a non-groovster to understand the reference. Groovsters don't have a uniform style of clothing because that is too main stream. You can only figure out if someone is a groovster if you already know for a fact that they are one.

Groovsters are so non-mainstream that if normal fish are mainstream, and salmon are hipsters, then groovsters would be that one thing by the stuff.
Groovster #1: "Duuuuuuude!! This is totally like that one thing from that one movie!!"
Groovster #2: "You mean that one with that one chick who did that thing at the place???"
Groovster #1: "YEA!!"
Groovster #2: "Totalllyyy."
Non-Groovster: "....Da fuck are you talking about?"
by groovster#1 May 16, 2013
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The Grooms Bride

What a shame , The Grooms Bride is a whore
by STRAWBERRY GERARD WAY February 23, 2018
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