groaner

A shit so huge, it can not exit without vocal assitance.

I took a groaner last night that clogged the toilet.

by Spammerman August 16, 2006

Goaker

a Goat Fucker

Person 1: Dude Bob seems like a nice guy we should ask him to play poker with us.

Person 2: Nah man I heard he's a goaker

Person 1: thats nasty man

by Hash Browney June 23, 2009

grooker

A granny or grandma hooker.

I banged a grooker in the morning today, put cash down on that granny hooker!

by d0nkey brainz October 1, 2017

Groaner

A grilling/smoking induced boner brought upon by barbecue and the act of grilling/ smoking delicious meat.

The second I opened the smoker and saw the delicious goodness within, I got an instant groaner.

by JamesonBBQ March 21, 2014

groaner

1) An erection so stiff and firm that it makes a guy groan.

2) A woman who is so vocal during sex that her moans turn to groans of lust and desire.

1) "Dude, that chick is so hot, she gave me a groaner that wouldn't go down even after I came!"

2) "Julie is a real groaner in bed! I could hear her all the way over on Sixth Ave."

by Fast Bobby May 21, 2003

Gronker

An alternative word for the male glans, with specific reference to the shaft and not ball-sac.

"Get yer Gronker out and give it some air"

by gronkers October 28, 2008

Gronker

He (or she in the most bizzare of cases) who derives sexual pleasure from sniffing saddles. Not to be mistaken for someone obsessed with sniffing shoes, underwear, swimming gear or any upholstry recently occopied by a female - it has to be a saddle! most likely a bicycle or horses saddle. May also be adapted into an insult for a man who is a bit creepy/pervy. Brilliant word altogether!

"dude - that guy over there is sniffing that girls bike saddle and jacking off"

"yeah thats my dad - he's a gronker!!"

by Al Stone June 15, 2008