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Granola

A new-age/more civilized hippie who can usually be found journaling in an Eno in the middle of the forest, wearing Chaco's or Birkenstocks and athletic shorts (always ready to hike or go on an adventure at any moment), a backpack with a CamelBak water bottle attached by a carabiner, and with dreadlocks (all over or just one or two). The phrase "save the world" in their vocabulary is interchangeable with "travel the world and meet cool people from different cultures" (usually talking about Africa).
Ever since she moved to Portland, she has become so granola. All she wants to do is go hiking in her Chacos and she brings her hammock with her wherever she goes.
by Granola head August 1, 2013
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Granola's Witness

An environmentalist who excessively preaches his/her save-the-earth lifestyle to others to the point of being truly annoying.
"My landlord told me to not put my lawnchair in the back yard because it may kill the grass, and says i don't recycle enough."
"Wow! He's a real Granola's Witness"
by limeyluke007 September 30, 2009
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nature valley granola bar

a crumbly ass granola bar that clearly represents how messy my fucking life is
on a scale from 1 to nature valley granola bar how much of a mess is your life?
nature valley granola bar bro
by maddy_braps July 8, 2016
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Bad Granola

A drug that sends you on a bad trip.
Dude, I just smoked some bad granola.
by Darth Nihilus January 28, 2009
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granola state

A reference to California: the land of fruits, flakes and nuts.
Dude, it's beautiful and a good time, but a lot of the people are definitely "touched" in the granola state.
by Mack C March 18, 2007
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ariola granola

lil wayne or whomever says, “ariola my lil granola” meaning that is ari is his ariola granola
by simplynailogica November 10, 2017
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granola kid

constantly wears Patagonia and all those brands, look like they belong in a granola bar commercial, they seem like a earthy organic person that have sandals like burks or chacos
that’s a granola kid
by yolos February 23, 2021
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