Gretchen

She's the Hottest thing in town! Everyone wants her because she is so dang good looking, but also the funnest person to hang with.

You'll be the envy of every guy when you are with her, especailly because she has a huggge butt that every guy wants!

An AMAZING kisser and girlfriend!!!! Shes the best if you like hardcore make out sessions or just sweet loving kisses. If you have a Gretchen...NEVERRR let her go!

Cool, gorgeous, funny, lovable! Gretchen is also the best friend you could ever ask for and would do anything for you. She'll will always keep you laughing! She has the best smile and is always loving life and making sure everyone is happy :)
Shes all around perfect, doesn't get any better than Gretchen!

I love Gretchen so much, she is just so amazing and gorgeous!

by Lover5550 March 5, 2011

Gretchen Whitmer

Incompetent governor of Michigan

Gretchen Whitmer has created covid rules she herself didn't follow

by Sexydimma June 15, 2021

Gretchen

Someone Who Likes Toast. She Demands All Your Toast. Give It To Her.

This toast is mine, dont' be a gretchen! >:O

by uhhuhitsbatmann November 29, 2009

Gretchen Whitmer

Not very smart governor of Michigan

Gretchen Whitmer created some covid restrictions she herself didnt want to follow.

by Sexydimma June 15, 2021

gretchen

very hot girl, usually a fine ass. innocent looking, but a total FREAK in the bed. also means stripper

"dude, did you see that fine Gretchen? man i wanna ride her all night long."

by hdwdhal February 22, 2009

Gretchen

A mythical creature. It was wings and lives under the ground, the eyes of the beast are noted to be watery.

May be used to express your mood if you have tired eyes

I feel like a Gretchen tonight

by sleeping donkey June 20, 2010

Gretchen

everyone bullies you for having this name

Mildred: Gretchen? More like bigass forehead.
Isobel: That makes no sense but i'm going to laugh
Agnes: STOP BULLYING MY GIRLY POP
Gretchen: cries near locker slits wrists hangs screams bashes head on wall

by emmyandlola December 21, 2022