1. (noun) an excuse for not performing up to standards. 2. Someone who always has an excuse for not running well.
I would have totally got a pr in the half, but the wind was a greenie.
The course was short! The course was hilly. It was hot. It was windy. I got strep. I hurt my ankle -- Man don't be a greenie.
The course was short! The course was hilly. It was hot. It was windy. I got strep. I hurt my ankle -- Man don't be a greenie.
by D. W. Runango March 27, 2009
Get the greeniemug. by Kitten420 July 4, 2005
Get the greeniemug. A high school freshman. Most often referred to this around homecoming time. This term comes into play because at the game, seniors will hunt out freshmen and "green" them. In other words, freshmen will be attacked with green sharpies or buckets of green paint.
by k-townghost March 25, 2007
Get the greeniemug. The Green Giant’s Dick
by callmemommy March 31, 2019
Get the Greenismug. 1)
Girl 1: I almost let this dude bang me but than I saw he has a greenis!
Girl 2: Hello? That's like totally disgusting!
2)
Doctor: Okay, now please remove your pants so I can OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU HAVE A DAMN GREENIS!!!
Patient: What??? What does that mean???
Doctor: It means that you like hookers!
Patient: Wha... ???
Doctor: It means you can't beat the axis!
Patient: What the hell are you trying to tell me, doctor???
Doctor: You, sir, have gonorrhea!
Girl 1: I almost let this dude bang me but than I saw he has a greenis!
Girl 2: Hello? That's like totally disgusting!
2)
Doctor: Okay, now please remove your pants so I can OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU HAVE A DAMN GREENIS!!!
Patient: What??? What does that mean???
Doctor: It means that you like hookers!
Patient: Wha... ???
Doctor: It means you can't beat the axis!
Patient: What the hell are you trying to tell me, doctor???
Doctor: You, sir, have gonorrhea!
by F4LL0UT July 25, 2010
Get the Greenismug. 1. An imaginary unit of vegetable, approximately equal to one "greenie," a type of dog treat. However, it can be used in almost any way imaginable (think hoss)
1. Go crunch on a greenis!
2. Holy fuck, look at that huge greenis!
3. I bet you a greenis Dumbledore will die in the sixth book!
2. Holy fuck, look at that huge greenis!
3. I bet you a greenis Dumbledore will die in the sixth book!
by Pippinzzz January 15, 2006
Get the Greenismug. A new person, aka greenhorn. Usually asks stupid questions but is not even close to as annoying a s noob.
Derived from Puzzle pirates were new players names are written in green.
Derived from Puzzle pirates were new players names are written in green.
by That human person May 7, 2009
Get the Greeniemug.