dale gribble

the funniest charecter on the animated series king of the hill.also the creator of shasha.

dale: the government told me something i didnt know cigarettes cause lung cancer
hank:dale i could've told you that
dale:but you didnt hank.

by rusty shackleford May 13, 2005

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Greebler

"Greebler" is a word that can be used to describe anything that is great.

Traditionally, it meant something else entirely, something disgusting. However, in modern day English, a greebler is an object of awe.

- Damn!!! That girl is fineeeee,
- Yeah bro, she's a greebler fo sho

- Dynamics grades are up, I got a A+ on the test!!!
- Awesome dude! You are such a greebler.

- Did you hear what happened to gray?
- Yeah man, he lost a game of soggy biscut
- He ain't no greebler

by Greebly McGreebs November 2, 2011

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Grabblefluff

Noun

The act of replacing your bedsheets with cobblestones, and sleeping on it

I asked my doctor why my back hurt so badly. He said it was because I was grabblefluffing too often.

by AntMouse July 8, 2014

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Dale Gribble

The paranoid and really funny guy on King of the Hill. Dale's wife Nancy cheated on him and had a kid (Joseph) with John Redcorn, who is an Indian American and Dale believes that because Joseph is so tan and dark that his great grandmother was Italian, and in one episode that "aliens" impregnated Nancy. Dale does not sign his real name on anything he signs, he uses the name Rusty Shackelford, which he also has the birth certificate of. Records all of his phone calls, has metal cage doors (like in malls) to roll down over his windows and doors. Has his fake little security company "Dale-Tec" that doesn't do anything except give you a bunch of free Dale-Tec balloons when you sign up. Also he writes his own local newspaper called "The Gribble Times" that covers news and events in the alley. Believes that the CIA and FBI are bad. Has theories and conspiracies on just about anything that happens or anything that anyone says.

Clank noises are heard when Hank's truck is broke, the noises are clearly coming from the truck
Dale Gribble: Must be those stealth helicopters, they still have some clanks to work out.

Hank answers telephone
Dale disguises his voice
Dale: You don't know who I am but I know where you live.
Hank? Dale is that you?
Dale: Oh Hank, can I speak with Peggy?
Peggy: Hello Dale
Dale: You don't know who I am but I know where you live......

by Hi-Ya Zip May 16, 2009

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