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grasshole

An old man who's overly obsessed with his lawn, so he yells at people who go near it.
Old man: Hey! Get off my lawn, or I'll beat you with my cane!

Kid: Ugh, what a grasshole.
by Questionizer February 18, 2009
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One who eats too much vegetable fiber, resulting in a blow it out your ass effect of green matter.
A smug individual whom is either vegetarian or vegan and makes wild claims to others about their poor diets.
"When Juanita had too much Palak Paneer at lunch, and then too much cerveza at dinner, her intestines filled with gas and she blew it out of her grasshole".
by gREEN dRAGON November 12, 2014
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grasshole: can be used in two separate occasions
(adjective)
1. when one doesn't want to swear but imply 'asshole'

(noun)
2. when one 'plays' dirty, with references to the gross shat under the grass
1. "Jaime is such a grasshole for dumping Liz."

2. "Eww, ur so perverted...go to the back and lick a grasshole or sumthin you CACK."
by AJ22885 June 9, 2005
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Grasshole

A grasshole is man-child, who acts like a asshole with a golf caddy swagger to him. Usually, they are plagued with a shoddy Chicago accent and unusually hairy legs, most likely to protect the skin from the sunny golf courses.
"Lyle was such a grasshole when he got 'maad' and broke his golf club in two."
by Wam Silson and Aurora Eisiger September 6, 2009
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Damn girl you got a grasshole

Watch out for her. she looks like a dime but she's actually a grasshole
by a2o? June 23, 2009
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Person who doesn't participate in eco-friendly living. They chuck their recyclables, leave their lights on, grab a handful of plastic bags, drive their rumbling hummers through flocks of majestic birds and refuse to join the grassroots movement.
girl in front of me at Safeway triple-bagged her box of serial, what a #grasshole
by grassrootsmag March 20, 2012
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grassphobic

very cool groupchat and you should be very jealous that you’re not in it. everyone is so cool and hot
friend one: “do you know the grassphobic groupchat?”
friend two: “i think i do, it seems super fun and i wish i was in it”
by random mcyt stan October 19, 2021
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